Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "Hell". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my mom kept swearing and punished me while I was in an online lesson. I almost got punished by the teacher as well. FML
Today, I was talking to one of my British friends online, and he told me to say "yew anchors" a few times really fast. I'm a fairly stupid person, and wasn't very focused, so I did as he said. When I finally figured what the words meant, my dad had heard and grounded me for cursing. FML
Today, I said a few words to my mom that happened to be similar to something offensive, and she misheard. I tried to tell her, but she was so angry that she assumed I was saying more offensive things. Now she is punishing everybody in the house, and I’m not allowed to speak to her. FML
Today, my parents tried to apologize for wrongly grounding me. I told them to go fuck themselves, so now I'm re-grounded. FML
Today, I accidentally belched at the dinner table. At age 22, I got sent to my room with no dessert by my parents. FML
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SwordSlasher 0
Fail parents -_-
drimpossible 0
Try "Heck!" or if really moved "Fiddlesticks!"
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Comments (318)
were_giraffe 2
if you're living in their house... it's still their rules. your age doesn't matter
TeeMillz 0
Damn you a real bitch for letting your parents wash your mouth out. Grow a pair.
FMLfangirl89 0
are you serious? I am 19 and have been swearing around my parents for many years. much worse things than hell...sometimes they get annoyed but generally no. Also, you actually put soap in your mouth? thats disgusting...that is your own damn fault.
Cheshire_Cat_fml 0
How can you let your parents castrate you like that, get a roommate and your own place
tincan 0
Wow. Last time I swore unintentionally (not aware that it's a swear word) what my mom did was, she asked if I knew what it meant, which I replied I didn't, and explained to me what it means, and why I shouldn't say it, lol. At least they still care about you. Overprotective parents win?
emptyego 0
Can they legally hold you down and shove soap into your mouth after you've turned 18? Hell shouldn't even be considered a "bad word." Christ are your parents amish? :(
xiateababyx 0
ur an adult.....smack em x]
therockobama 0
you are a little girl, be a man
everythingsucks 0
Way to stand up for yourself. Yeah! No wonder they still do this to you. And what, you're 19 and you didn't resist?! WTF is wrong with you?
IMz0r 0
Gosh dang parents! Rats on them! They can good golly themselves until the cows come home, the scoundrels! I never swear around my parents though. 'Round my friends I'm like a fountain of profanity.