Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "Hell". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my mom kept swearing and punished me while I was in an online lesson. I almost got punished by the teacher as well. FML
Today, I was talking to one of my British friends online, and he told me to say "yew anchors" a few times really fast. I'm a fairly stupid person, and wasn't very focused, so I did as he said. When I finally figured what the words meant, my dad had heard and grounded me for cursing. FML
Today, I said a few words to my mom that happened to be similar to something offensive, and she misheard. I tried to tell her, but she was so angry that she assumed I was saying more offensive things. Now she is punishing everybody in the house, and I’m not allowed to speak to her. FML
Today, my parents tried to apologize for wrongly grounding me. I told them to go fuck themselves, so now I'm re-grounded. FML
Today, I accidentally belched at the dinner table. At age 22, I got sent to my room with no dessert by my parents. FML
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SwordSlasher 0
Fail parents -_-
drimpossible 0
Try "Heck!" or if really moved "Fiddlesticks!"
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Comments (318)
AlwaysDouze 0
Your parents are paranoid, man.
dannni 0
uhm, helllllllo college?
cantth1nk0fnam3 3
you didn't have to listen to them?
quaggledoo 0
It serves you right...you heathen.
mistress_friday 0
My 11 year old sister, despite being fluent in a variety of colorful four letter words, knows not to swear in front of adults. Learn some mouth control, wise-ass.
92689 0
And you actually let them?
a_z_0_9__fml 0
yeah seriously grow some balls
capncrunk 0
Man, your parents can't "make" you do anything at age 19.. If they tried to make you wash your mouth, and you did anything but call them both ***** and wipe your ass on their pillows right in front of them, then you have no spine and will fail at life completely. Don't fail, we need all the winners we can get.
STN_fml 0
lol @ pastafarian and your parents love and care for you kid, you shoulda said sorry, i am sure they would have accepted your appology dude. Moving out is stupid...
lifesucks33_fml 0
lol thats cute (: me and my dad call each other shitters all the time lol