adventurousnightsbutnotinagoodway
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Leiden, Netherlands
Night snack
Today, it was safe to say I started sleepwalking again, after I woke up with a mouth filled with soil and a ravaged plant. FML
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lfrider92 21
Dirty mouth? Clean it up with orbit
hannahsnyder69 16
You might want to set up a video camera to see what's going on
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Omniprism 15
Maybe you needed a certain vitamin that was in the soil or plant. Maybe go to hypnosis.
sanecatlady 13
I read horror stories about sleeping pills that make people sleepwalk and do really dangerous things, including take more of the drug and overdose. I even read that a little kid's parents died in their bed after overdosing while sleepwalking. I can't stand that doctors prescribe such poison. Years ago they used to sell teething medicine full of morphine and alcoholic "food tonics" for pregnant women. Nothing has changed. >:(
fredthemuffinman 1
Lets face it there are worse things you could find in your mouth when you wake up
phenomanand 9
zombie vs plant?
Samantha_Elaine 7
If this has taught me anything it's that I really should stop playing plants vs zombies before I go to sleep or this could very well happen to me someday. Seriously though you should get your stomach checked out.
Jadex64 12
At least it wasn't a cactus
KittyHawkMarch 29
That, or you have a very angry, very weird housemate, if you have one at all.