adventurousnightsbutnotinagoodway
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Leiden, Netherlands
Night snack
Today, it was safe to say I started sleepwalking again, after I woke up with a mouth filled with soil and a ravaged plant. FML
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lfrider92 21
Dirty mouth? Clean it up with orbit
hannahsnyder69 16
You might want to set up a video camera to see what's going on
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hannahsnyder69 16
You might want to set up a video camera to see what's going on
suplarai 12
Ya that's what I would do, or take heavy sleeping pills
HKCgrimmjow 15
It's just like 3D plants vs zombies!! :) sorry... I can't contain my excitement over that
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Sleeping pills are known to cause sleep walking. So I don't know how well ambian would work out for OP. I personally take melatonin to help induce sleep and it works magically. It's actually a hormone your body creates itself, so it's better for you than most chemical sleep aids. I'd look into that if I were you, OP. It may help, it may not, but it's an inexpensive option so you won't lose out by trying it. And most of all it's non-habit forming, while most chemicals are.
Odis12 11
Ands that's just the stuff that OP didn't swallow..
\ 28
#14, did you not hear of the symposium of the effects of Ambien on the last FML?
dingleberrysteve 6
ambien makes people do crazy shit, like super crazy shit
arceus95 5
rearrange your furniture and the sleepwalking should stop. it only occurs in familiar environments where you're aware of the placement of everything.
nopasanada 3
#16 hahahahaha I cant stop laughing hahahahahaha and more ha
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
29- I used to take melatonin when I had trouble getting to sleep at night. I found that it made it really hard for me to wake up in the morning. I stopped taking it, and it's a little more difficult to fall asleep, but at least I wake up more refreshed.
GxReaperGx 11
That's how you start seeing the creepy stuff that happens when you sleep.
incoherentrmblr 22
Time to learn about inception...
bubbleschick 3
Then put it on YouTube plz
lfrider92 21
Dirty mouth? Clean it up with orbit
puggypark 14
It's somnambulism. Just learned that in psych ap today
Rainhawk94 27
Stay in school girl
shift24q 6
what?
lfrider92 21
Orbit gum commercial #58.. Their slogan is dirty mouth? Clean it up with orbit
FireFang1331 13
Haha! Nice #2! That's perfect, have some internets lol
Al_Egy 5
More like sleep-grazing.
umang26 4
Sleepwalking is never safe :(
immunetoinsanity 23
Delicious. Nothing like a late night salad. And dirt?
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Looks like you've tried it too, judging by your pic! ;)
beaglegal 42
^^ Win
perdix 31
Or you are a super-aggressive herbivore!
ohSNAPyall 27
Feed me, Seymour.
kozzard 17
Vegetarian Cuisine: Extreme Edition
naxeeb 33
Vegan Zombie? O_o
Pleonasm 36
Plants vs. Zombies.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Dutch edition. Expect some real high undead!
baby4mommy 27
Ummm Vegan Zombies eat Brains silly. The just limit themselves to the brains of Vegans.
mkymouse90 17
Sounds like you might need more vegetables in your life!
olpally 33
Taking "being green" to a whole new level.
ZomBgal 12
At least it wasn't a small pet? Or the plant didn't happen to be a cactus. I could see this going a lot worse really...
Dthsapprntc 23
I'm more worried that OP will try to eat a large pet. Like a doberman. Or a rottweiler.