adventurousnightsbutnotinagoodway
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Leiden, Netherlands
Night snack
Today, it was safe to say I started sleepwalking again, after I woke up with a mouth filled with soil and a ravaged plant. FML
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lfrider92 21
Dirty mouth? Clean it up with orbit
hannahsnyder69 16
You might want to set up a video camera to see what's going on
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FlyingPie 17
Maybe someone planted drugs in your food? Hopefully you'll find a solution that's dirt-cheap.
bella_bunz0415 10
Might wanna figure out how to deal with stress I know with me I only sleep walk when when I'm stressed
buckdharma 38
If you want to eat it you're supposed to make brownies.
happyturtle 16
nickname is the key in this story! made me laugh. :)
Dodge4x4Ram 46
poison ivy
little_one1 14
Oh my god that is probably worst case scenario next to attempting to eat a doberman or rotty as mentioned earlier.
worldclassrager 41
Hide the plants...or lock yourself up...it seems drastic but it helps...
baby4mommy 27
Hmmmm I think sleepwalking plants might be an equally valid theory.
chocolatefrog28 29
Plants vs. Zombies pro level, nicely done.
MortenM 17
Yup. All the reason in the to make that reference a fifth time.
chocolatefrog28 29
And all the lacking in an actual sentence to be pithy. Maybe next time, slugger.
mindception 9
I've woken up on my iPod on Facebook 3 times. I got through my pass code and pushed on the app all in my sleep...
little_one1 14
At least you aren't out robbing banks or shooting people in your sleep! The only thing you're murdering is your oral hygene!