Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, I actually thought of faking my own death to get away from my girlfriend and her insane, overbearing family. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been lying about where she lives to avoid me. I think she's also sleeping with who was supposed to be the best man at our wedding. FML
Today, a police officer showed up to my house and informed me that my boyfriend was killed in an accident. Later, I found out it was a prank set up by a friend. He thought faking his death would be easier than confessing that he was leaving me for someone else. He didn’t want to see me get "upset". FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML
Today, my fiancé called off our wedding, all because I wouldn’t tell him how much my life insurance is worth. Apparently, “Lovers don’t keep secrets from one another” and, “If you’re hiding that, God knows what else you could be hiding.” FML
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
Today, I gathered all the evidence I needed to prove that my fiancé has been cheating on me. When I showed it to him, he looked at it, then looked me right in the eye and said, “So you did all this just to learn their names, cry, and stay with me anyway?” Sadly, he’s right. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is already married. His "crazy ex-wife" is not all that crazy, and is still his wife. FML
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OmniFML 0
He obviously didn't do a good job. :/
atruegem 0
why the hate? She didn't say he succeeded, only that he TRIED to fake his own death. It is not like she has believed this months over months. As for HOW he did it... how is she supposed to explain this within the character limit of an FML? My ex has done the very same thing. Faked his own death (he was in the army, living in Italy, where I was supposed to follow six months later), so it was easier for him. He faked his own death, and only because I snooped around in his email account one day (to delete it) did I realize he was living the good life with his new millionaire girlfriend. Sometimes life is just that: absolutely and utterly unbelievable
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Comments (132)
fxdxhk90 0
wow, you have to give him props for the effort, faking your own death isn't easy.
jillz 0
FYL for choosing such a winner YDI if you give him another chance
MsMegaroo 0
U shud hav put how he was gunna fake his own death... Wud hav been soooo much funnier
RIKANA 0
Hope you got rid of him... That should tell you somthing, he'll probly do the samething when he gets tired of his affair. Keep your head up, and smile:) RI
ptmcg 0
#39 and #51 - Life imitates Art. (Forgive me, Art, for calling "My Name is Earl" and "Family Guy" art.) Wow, how did you let this prize get away? Consider it a close call and find someone more stable.
davidtheday 0
This is why FML needs an "OP Reply" feature where they can fill in the details of this from our comments. I've already e-mailed the FML staff about this and they said they've thought about the concept already. You should e-mail them too to make sure it happens. Wouldn't it be great if we could hear HOW he tried to fake his death? This sounds interesting....
justxmyxluck 0
**** your life if this is real, cause this is probably one of the saddest FMLs out there.
carttman 0
Actually if u were just engaged then he didn't have an affair with u nd u must be a little obsessive if he had to fake his own death to get away from you.
hahaha6 0
#67- actually, you do not need to be married to have an affair. k, thanks, bye.
Allysmo 6
Don't you mean #68?
tagyoureit 0
An absolute dick. At least you don't have to marry him now.