Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, I actually thought of faking my own death to get away from my girlfriend and her insane, overbearing family. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been lying about where she lives to avoid me. I think she's also sleeping with who was supposed to be the best man at our wedding. FML
Today, a police officer showed up to my house and informed me that my boyfriend was killed in an accident. Later, I found out it was a prank set up by a friend. He thought faking his death would be easier than confessing that he was leaving me for someone else. He didn’t want to see me get "upset". FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML
Today, my fiancé called off our wedding, all because I wouldn’t tell him how much my life insurance is worth. Apparently, “Lovers don’t keep secrets from one another” and, “If you’re hiding that, God knows what else you could be hiding.” FML
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
Today, I gathered all the evidence I needed to prove that my fiancé has been cheating on me. When I showed it to him, he looked at it, then looked me right in the eye and said, “So you did all this just to learn their names, cry, and stay with me anyway?” Sadly, he’s right. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is already married. His "crazy ex-wife" is not all that crazy, and is still his wife. FML
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OmniFML 0
He obviously didn't do a good job. :/
atruegem 0
why the hate? She didn't say he succeeded, only that he TRIED to fake his own death. It is not like she has believed this months over months. As for HOW he did it... how is she supposed to explain this within the character limit of an FML? My ex has done the very same thing. Faked his own death (he was in the army, living in Italy, where I was supposed to follow six months later), so it was easier for him. He faked his own death, and only because I snooped around in his email account one day (to delete it) did I realize he was living the good life with his new millionaire girlfriend. Sometimes life is just that: absolutely and utterly unbelievable
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DeadMansCrack 4
Just kill him. Buy some dry yeast that you can generally purchase at any food market, pour it on the body to make it decompose rapidly, find a way to shatter the bones and hide the remains in several locations.
Nevelii 0
#91. Wow.
Lisa_Emily 0
Hahahahahahahah fyl
YungMarlon23 0
Ahahahaha, but sorry that's messed up! Give him this message though: FAIL!... I mean seriously... He couldn't properly fake his own death to get out of confession to his affair? That's like failing to get out of a fail.
robodoll 0
Too bad his new girl has such a nutjob of a boyfriend, assuming he really did have an affair
Ravenite 0
You know, there are dumb enough people out there that would attempt something like that. I mean there was that case where a guy (politician) commited suicide by drowning only to return 10 years later because he got home sick.
awkwardmuch0880 0
sounds exactly like double jeopardy. good movie, check it out. lol
swiperluck 0
thats cold blooded... sorry to hear that
o76923 8
If he was trying to fake his death to get away from you, I'm gonna wager dollars to doughnuts that you beat the shit out of him, control the finances, or emotionally control his life (probably by threatening suicide). YDI for abusing him. Go die in a fire.
HteaXtrainC 0
I'm having a hard time believe this.. especially since this came from a movie. But if this is true, I'm so sorry. You're better off if he's too scared to man up.