Today, I recently graduated from high school and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say, "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I attended my high school reunion and was feeling good about the gym progress I’d made. Looking fabulous, I was ready to relive my glory days when I got into a conversation with someone I didn’t recognize. He had to remind me that we were in the same chemistry class for two years. I had no idea who he was. FML
Today, I was having a dinner party. My guests were getting along really well. I mean, really well; it turns out they all went to the same high school. For the next five hours, I hosted a high school reunion for a school I didn't even go to, in my own home. FML
Today, at my all-night senior party, I was talking to the blind girl who I haven't had classes with since 9th grade. I unthinkingly opened the conversation with "Nice to see you again." FML
Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML
Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML
Today, I ran into one of my teachers from high school. When I told her I'd just recently graduated college and was starting graduate school in the fall, she said, "You don't have to lie, some people just aren't cut out for college. There's no shame." I wasn't lying, I graduated with honors too. FML
Today, I began my job as an intern at a high school. I saw one of the students looked very familiar, and I couldn't remember from where. Then I figured it out, I had hooked up with him at a club last week. He's a junior in high school, I'm in my last year of college. FML
Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML
Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML
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lutafin 0
thats what you get for lying
awesomechica1229 5
dude you should have just been yourself, and not try to make yourself cooler
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Comments (93)
QwertyMcNugget 0
They didn't love the way you lied.
kolidospaz 0
Lying is never cool. Ydi for trying to be a fake, man.
MrJentipede 2
today i got caught in a lie, oh my gawwwwd FML FML FML!!!
Igor_g5 0
YDI for lying.
skyeyez9 25
I noticed that alot of FML's start when "Someone does or says something to try and be cool." Just be yourself, it is alot easier than pretending to be something you're not.
DineshKarthikesu 0
Seems like she, doesn't love the way you lie.
TechFire 25
@155: No no no. Like this: Seems like she... *puts on sunglasses* ... Doesn't love the way you lie. YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
roooose 6
what goes around comes around dumb ass :)
shortie_sauce 0
for all those girls know, you took college classes while sill in high school and graduated both around the same time
5t3ff1k4h 45
I don't think you can do that. I took college courses at the same time as my high school courses in grade 12, but I don't think he'd be able to graduate unless he took something before that, which, like I said, I don't think is possible.
vashthestampede 0
Should of kept your mouth shut, at least you know for next time.
5t3ff1k4h 45
Should have* This is actually becoming fun. I'm not even trying to look for these.
Zebidee 9
LOL! Careful though, being a Grammar Nazi is all fun and games until they have the Grammar Nuremberg Trials, and we all wind up in Grammar Spandau! ;D
pster03 0
karma bitch