Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I slipped out my bedroom window at night in an attempt to rebel against my parents. Then I realized that I have no friends and nowhere to go, so I tried to climb back in. I fell, broke my ankle, and laid in the dirt until my parents found me in the morning. FML
Today, since I was grounded, I tried to sneak out of my room to attend a party by climbing out the second-storey window and down the tree. I was unharmed, but I probably should have checked to see if my dad was in the garden before climbing down. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house. With no other available option, I decided to try and ninja my way through a window. However, as it turns out, I would make a terrible ninja. I now have a sprained ankle and a broken window. FML
Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML
Today, I tried being rebellious for the first time in my life by sneaking out past my curfew. I tried to climb out of my bedroom window to stealthily leave the house. I ended up twisting my ankle when I tried to make my "great" escape. FML
Today, after a few beers, I was exiting the bathroom of a loud house party when the door jammed. I had to climb out through the shower window. It was fool proof until my foot got stuck. I hung outside the house upside down in the dark yelling for an hour before someone figured out where I was. FML
Today, after I was locked out of my apartment, I went down the leaf-filled ravine behind the building to get to the fire escape ladder, climbed up four stories and over the balcony, then wiggled through the window on my stomach onto the living room floor. Now I'm back inside and paranoid about robbers doing the same. FML
Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to sneak out. As I was climbing out of my 3rd floor window, he got a text and moved the ladder. Now I'm in the hospital with two broken ribs. FML
Today, the door to my daughter's room became jammed and wouldn't open while she was in the room. Being resourceful, I grabbed my ladder and climbed up to her window, only to end up stuck in her window. I'm not sure what was worse, getting stuck, or being laughed at by my neighbors for a while. FML
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DocBastard 40
Problem 1) Stupidly sneaking out Problem 2) Stupidly setting up a weak rope ladder Problem 3) Being an idiot This brilliant plot was doomed from the start.
HeyTherexxx 21
Hope you learned some kind of lesson from this, OP.
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Comments (114)
kasa360 2
1: you endangered yourself (possible drinking underaged which could lead to violence, and I mean like a real brutal fight, aswel as other things) 2: if your parents found out, just how worried do you think they would be? Aswel as completely furious of course . 3: the open window could be used by a burglar while you are out, you never know just what might be around in the streets. Etc etc etc, the list could be long with what's wrong with the sneak out attempt, but worst of all, is the fact that by doing it, you worsened the trust your parents had to you! And that is hard to work with and takes time.
maggiefox 25
Spare key?
russfml 31
Can't blame OP for sneaking out, as if at least half of you haven't done it. On contrary buddy, get a sturdy freaking ladder wether it's rope or aluminum, YDI
Mastradamus 9
Plot Twist: the rope didn't break free on its own. OP's parents secretly waited in his room for him to climb back up..
vietmanx 10
What's wrong with house keys?
sbxqz 7
haha! all for a party? was it Worth it ? realy?
mclovin22897 15
im going to say ydi. not because you snuck out and went to a party but because you didn't set your way back in properly.
Ariana_Grande_fml 8
I hope u learned ur lesson. Karma is a bitch u dumbass
xoxkclxox 12
Lesson learnt, don't sneak out
xdanawalkerx 8
Don't worry I fell out my friends window and dislocated my shoulder :)