Today, I submitted my application to a restaurant as a server. The manager, who is more than 30 years older than me, said he'd be calling me. He later texted me asking for a date instead of giving me a job. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I started to fill out a job application online, with age being one of the first things I put in. After half an hour and 40 questions, I hit submit. I was then told that I wasn't old enough to apply. FML
Today, I filled out an application for a job at Dairy Queen. I handed my application to the manager along with my résumé, and he said he'd be in contact with me. Not even five minutes after I left, a friend who works there sent me a picture of my crumpled-up application in the trash. FML
Today, I applied for a job in an Italian restaurant. Ideally I wanted to be a hostess rather than a waitress, and I told the manager as much. His response? "No no no. Hostess no good for you. We leave that to the pretty girls." FML
Today, I was fired because my boss found out I had been looking for a new job. Then, I got a call from my only job prospect, saying I was overqualified and too young to work there as a waitress. FML
Today, I went to Waffle House to talk to the manager about getting a job. My boyfriend now wants to beat up the manager for giving me his number so that I can call him whenever I'm done filling in the application. FML
Today, I have been waiting for a call from a job I applied for. I soon got a text from my current boss, who doesn't know I'm job hunting, letting me know that the recruiter was trying to reach me. It turns out that the phone number on my resumé was wrong. FML
Today, I finally got an interview at a restaurant after looking for a job for three months. I dressed nice, and the interview was going well until this blonde girl in booty shorts and fishnets walked in. The manager hired her on the spot. FML
Today, I was rejected from a restaurant that I wanted to work in during summer break. I asked the reason why I got rejected and the manager told me that I'm not extroverted enough to communicate with customers. I'd applied for the kitchen job. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a restaurant so I could apply for a job, and we decided to eat there. After we finished, I went to start the car. When we got home, I asked him how much the bill came to. Apparently he didn't pay. I had already given them my completed application. FML
Today, I waited tables for the first time at my new restaurant job. I asked a group of older men what they would like. One replied, "A slice of that ass". I'm 19 and a guy. FML
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saucey12 1
how bad do u want that job???
overkill_78 4
That's a good way to get a job.
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Comments (64)
kevind23 0
HURR DURR, I'M GOING TO MAKE FUN OF HIM BECAUSE HE'S HOMOSEXUAL. Well this site just bloody rocks.
CheshireHalli 19
Nobody's made gay jokes... =/
waterynuggets 0
Yea just calling someone a ****** and implying someone of the same sex asking you out should really bother you. Nothing wrong with that, though, of course ಠ_ಠ
monster_tamer 11
Really, the only problem here is that the guy wanted to ask out this guy who was looking for a job instead of giving him the job he applied for...
CheshireHalli 19
I feel bad now watery... I was thinking of actual jokes. xP Sorry bout that. =) I saw the ****** comment up there (to me that didn't register what I thought he was talking about)... ^_^" Damn, I really do feel bad now. =/
iphonejyi 0
what do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair? .... Rollaids!
bridgetoparadise 0
That is so, so, sooo wrong. And yet, I will be laughing at it for days
psychoxxxinvader 3
Anyone making fun of the manager for being gay is a complete ********. Hating someone for being gay is like hating someone for being black, you're hating someone for something thats NOT THIER FAULT. So shut the **** up. If you're some preachy religious asshole I don't wanna ******* hear you because nowhere in the Bible does it say that it is a sin to be homosexual. Stop coming up with shitty lies to justify your point. LYING IS A ******* SIN. And yes, I am straight. And yes, I am a Christian.
monster_tamer 11
I agree that there is absolutely nothing wrong with being gay or lesbian or bi or pan or even trans. The only problem here is that this situation is very much like a thirty-year-oldER man asking a much younger woman for a date instead of giving her a job she asked for. It's just that in this case, the manager doesn't roll that way. It's basically the same thing, though, and it's usually not considered appropriate to approach a new aspiring co-worker, of whom you happen to be the superior/boss/manager of, and ask them for a date instead of giving them the job. Right?
dvd175 5
op is a man
jonnymohio 2
I see a sugar daddy in your future.
lotusflower007 0
Dude report him, you have the text in your phone. Teach him a lesson.
blastvortex 4
Haha. Wut? That's not even legal. I call bull. How the hell could a potential employer be that stupid?
abearrr 0
bargain! tell him that you'll date him for extra money.
0___0 9
that's ******* nasty. and the youngest age in California to get a job is 16, so the manager has to be at LEAST in his late 40's to 50's ._. Ew.
Cristaderzi 0
When your hot your hot...
Cristaderzi 0
Umm Actually SEVERAL times the Bible condemns Homosexuality! Transexualism is ok morally but Homosexual behavior is deviant and abhorrent. Im bi but I REFUSE to look at another woman as thats just wrong! So Psycho go study your Bible and Quaran before talking smack! I support Uganda in their new lesligation!!
gz_fml 0
Its not so much that it is deviant and abhorrent so much as it is 'unnatural' by the fact that the relations between the two men or two women cannot result in children, which is sort of the natural point of the joining. The Catholic Church today preaches that there is nothing wrong with homosexuality, but they cannot physically act on it. And different Christian churches preach different things concerning the Bible. Also if you read the Bible and the Koran literally, it advocates things that are not really acceptable in todays society. Such as the Koran allows up to 5 wives I believe (I have not read it, this is just what I have discussed with my Muslim friends) and at one point I believe the Bible says that it is a sin for a man to have long hair. --I do not want to put bad information so please feel free to correct me if needed
fudrick 0
...You aren't bi then.
bailo 0
she can still be bi but refuse to look at other women. she's just repressing one half of her sexuality. (which i don't really recommend...)
Cristaderzi 0
Good Points Gz I LOVE clam Chowder and Oysters yet they do condemn shellfish Im just scurred of being directed to Hell after my judgement! Soooo Ill do pretty much whatever I can obey to avoid the heat and fames etc...
caitypistachio 0
@30, fun fact: eating shellfish is condemned in the bible in the exact same way that being homesexual is... ergo you cannot condemn homosexuals.