Nice try, loverboy

Anonymous - - United States

Today, I had a really cute waitress at lunch. I decided to leave my number and a $50 bill for a $15 check. When I left the restaurant I realized I still had the $50 but a $1 bill was missing from my wallet. I've been getting threatening text messages all day. FML
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Endymion_fml 0

You tried to get to her heart through MONEY? What do you think she is, a prostitute?

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suadelaaa 0

Oh because nothing says "Give me a call :D" like $35. Failfailfail

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lesb_lv 0

That means u have her number. Why are u writing FML? Call her, explain the situation and take her out :)

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tamoomoo 0

Just tell her - "Got your attention, didn't I?" And then go back to the rest. and give her the $50.

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puhffft 0

Oh, never mind. Read it wrong. Still not sure how you mixed up a $1 and a $50, but you can ignore the rest of the first part of my comment (#50).

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suitcase8face 0

you should just go back to the restaurant and pay her the correct amount. she might be impressed if you go back, know what i mean?

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kellster 2

Trying to buy a date, huh? Class, pure class. I would have sent threatening texts even if you had left the amount you meant to leave, douche.

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jesseheath 0

go back and pay for your meal and apologize for being an asshole.

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arms_akimbo 0

This is why I like that our money is different colours for each denomination.

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Ibeapirate 0

wow. I mean, a $1 bill and a $50 bill, they just look so much alike. Fail.

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