Miscellaneous: Nice bird

Nice bird

By Sick - 01/01/2020 01:00 - Netherlands - Ede

Today, a bird shit on my jacket whilst smoking, I cleaned it and went back outside, and got shit on again. FML

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Wednesday 1 January 2020 2:13

I’ve never seen a bird smoke before. Does it cause cancer in birds too?

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Wednesday 1 January 2020 11:10

The bird was very antisocial to do that to your jacket whilst it was smoking at the same time.

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Matthew Irmen 11

Thursday 2 January 2020 15:27

Dang smoking birds!

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