Today, I swapped a shift so I didn't have to work on New Year's Eve. An hour later, I realized I didn't have anyone to spend it with. I swapped it back. I'll be ringing in the New Year with my boss. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my co-worker had made plans for a night out, just as I'd cancelled all of mine to work with him on a project for the next 4 hours. FML
Today, at work, I was supposed to have an easy two-hour shift, after which I was planning on attending a party that had been arranged to celebrate my graduation. Nearly six hours later, I am just getting home after being super busy and shorthanded at work for hours. I missed my own party. FML
Today, I was sick, so I went into work to see if I could get my shift covered, instead of just calling in. I ended up working an extra hour. FML
Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML
Today, 30 minutes before I was supposed to quit work at 6pm, my boss showed up. After telling him how the day went, he asked why I was still there. Apparently, for the holiday, we close early. 4 hours earlier. FML
Today, I hosted a New Year’s Eve party, but everyone left at 11:45 PM to go to another party because "it sounded more fun." I rang in the new year alone. FML
Today, the coworker I have a crush on left halfway through the busiest shift of the week, and now I have to work it alone. I eventually found out that she left to go on a date with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, it's Christmas day. Normally, I'd be spending it with family. However, my boss decided everyone has to work today, despite the fact that there's enough people who want to work to run the place. Apparently it's "fairer" if we all have to do it - except him. FML
Today, I'm spending New Year's Eve absolutely alone. My girlfriend canceled our plans the day before so she could spend it with strangers and booze. Somehow, I still love her. FML
Today, I had to work a double shift after my relief called in "sick" just so he could go to a party. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
If you ring his bell, maybe you can get a rise ;)
randiZ25 0
hey your getting paid to have someone to spend new years with!
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Comments (32)
perdix 31
If you ring his bell, maybe you can get a rise ;)
PurpleSleep 0
I don't know about ringing his bell, but if you give him a bj.........
perdix 31
That would be one way to ring his bell. I didn't realize my metaphor was that hard to grasp.
FantasticFin 0
oh perdix, how I love you :)
key_2010 0
At least you won't be alone.
RachelBerry_fml 5
Thats what i was thinking :P
randiZ25 0
hey your getting paid to have someone to spend new years with!
cdude200 10
hope your boss knows how to party on the clock (=
canadian_ftw 8
i'd rather work and be near people than spend new years alone.
Ninjafriends 1
Are you the same girl with the mom who couldn't believe she got a date? It figures.
mintcar 10
Aw, that sucks, I'm sorry. Try being a little social by hitting a bar on NYE.
TheNumber212 0
so what?
dangerous_D 0
NYE is overrated. It would suck to have no friends, though.
dancingxthexmoon 0
OP, here's an advice, go get some friends.