Today, I went into work happy about my supervising promotion. When I arrived at work, I realized that only one person had decided to come into work today, which meant I had to clean 15 rooms, and supervise myself. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I did my work, the work of my co-worker who called in sick and the work of my boss who has no idea what the hell is going on all at the same time. I didn't get a promotion because I don't work hard enough. FML
Today, my supervisor told me to stock the bedding department, so I did all the pallets set out, with an hour to spare to clean up, only for my supervisor to bring out three more once she saw I was done. FML
Today, I came in to work and found the conference room whiteboards completely clean. My assistant had wiped all the white boards where I'd spent 10 hours writing the schedule for the next three months. I was going to meet with all the supervisors to finalize that schedule today. FML
Today, it's my first day as the boss, after waiting months for this promotion. Today is also the day my replacement, who I trained for three months, quit. Now I've got two jobs for the price of one. FML
Today, I was promoted. I got advice throughout the day from all of management on what I'm supposed to do first thing everyday. Not one was the same as the other. FML
Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML
Today, I was sick, so I went into work to see if I could get my shift covered, instead of just calling in. I ended up working an extra hour. FML
Today, the only colleague I dislike was promoted to be my manager. FML
Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML
Today, I didn't get promoted, but the guy who showed up to work drunk a few weeks ago did. FML
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narehs 0
Why did only one person show up at work??
shimmyya88 0
Now that you're the supervisor, you gotta get your shit together and punish them. And #3, go watch sesame street. They can teach you how to count to 10 and the difference between 1 and 3.
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xxalanxx_fml 2
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madam_mayham 0
That really sucks!
Go_Home 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Man, that sucks.
vt_mruhlin 0
Does being supervisor mean you can fire the other asshats that didn't show up?
freeball 0
Been there... FML
SirAndrew 0
You're a supervisor now? Get in touch with corporate or your higher-ups and get their asses fired.
um_duh 0
Fire them for not turning up!
becca164 0
write them up for not coming into work, you're a superviser now you should have the power to do that. I'm a housekeeper- had to clean 16 and do laundry.. suck it up. =]
jend_fml 0
#25 I work at a resort on weekends as a way of earning extra cash, I'm sixteen years old. i wasn't trying to make my job sound better than it is, I was just relieved I wouldn't have to clean rooms for one weekend.
TriRedSyn 0
Perhaps it's because nobody really goes to work on Sundays.