Today, I went into work happy about my supervising promotion. When I arrived at work, I realized that only one person had decided to come into work today, which meant I had to clean 15 rooms, and supervise myself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I did my work, the work of my co-worker who called in sick and the work of my boss who has no idea what the hell is going on all at the same time. I didn't get a promotion because I don't work hard enough. FML
Today, my supervisor told me to stock the bedding department, so I did all the pallets set out, with an hour to spare to clean up, only for my supervisor to bring out three more once she saw I was done. FML
Today, I came in to work and found the conference room whiteboards completely clean. My assistant had wiped all the white boards where I'd spent 10 hours writing the schedule for the next three months. I was going to meet with all the supervisors to finalize that schedule today. FML
Today, it's my first day as the boss, after waiting months for this promotion. Today is also the day my replacement, who I trained for three months, quit. Now I've got two jobs for the price of one. FML
Today, I was promoted. I got advice throughout the day from all of management on what I'm supposed to do first thing everyday. Not one was the same as the other. FML
Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML
Today, I was sick, so I went into work to see if I could get my shift covered, instead of just calling in. I ended up working an extra hour. FML
Today, the only colleague I dislike was promoted to be my manager. FML
Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML
Today, I didn't get promoted, but the guy who showed up to work drunk a few weeks ago did. FML
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Top comments
narehs 0
Why did only one person show up at work??
shimmyya88 0
Now that you're the supervisor, you gotta get your shit together and punish them. And #3, go watch sesame street. They can teach you how to count to 10 and the difference between 1 and 3.
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Comments (49)
Windexglow 0
FIRST
poobear 0
it sounds like youre a maid at a hotel, stop trying to make your job sound more important than it is
howbout_thisone 13
It's a shit job but someone's gotta do it. Who do you think makes your hotel room look presentable when you get one? It doesn't magically clean itself.
Lounia_fml 8
even number 24 thinks he's first? Lmao some ppl have serious counting issues. And LMAO # 11 and 12 xD
stardaze 0
#26 - I'm pretty sure #24 was making fun of #3. OP- that sucks. I'm sorry. at least there are better days ahead? :)
cucuto89 0
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cucuto89 0
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mk58 31
You're a dumbass for doing that twice.
tko 0
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tko 0
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mk58 31
And you're a douchebag for doing it twice too.
teehee520 0
Hope a raise came with that promotion.
AshleyBThaMilf 0
Oh wow that sucks...it sounds like you work in a hotel, I used to be a hotel maid and cleaning 15 rooms in one day would be ROUGH!