Today, while walking home, I passed some guy loudly whining that foreign imports are destroying our economy, and that we should all be deported. When I pointed out that the mobile phone in his hand was clearly a Samsung, he turned bright red and punched me in the gut. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, an Asian man approached me and called me pretty. I thanked him and he asked if I'm Chinese. When I said, "No, I'm Taiwanese" he promptly spat in my face and called me a "traitor to the motherland." FML
Today, I went on a first day with a guy. It went well up until he saw my phone, loudly declared that I was ‘gross’ for having an iPhone, and then stormed out. I’m on a family plan and if it were my choice, I would have got an Android. FML
Today, a stranger asked to borrow my phone since his had died. As he was using it, he kept walking away and I had to chase him because he was walking too far. He turned around, yelled, "Stop following me, asshole!" and punched me, knocking me out cold. When I came to, I realized the fucker stole my phone. FML
Today, I told a customer that we don't do refunds. He responded by throwing his wallet at my face and accusing me of stealing it. FML
Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML
Today, I asked my husband to borrow his phone, since mine had died. His response was, “Well, you have a charger, use it.” When I reminded him that we weren’t at home, he screamed at me in front of everyone at the store, “I’m not letting you go through my phone and that’s final!” FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, while at work, a customer, who was also on his phone, rudely asked what kinds of bread we had for his sandwich. After I told him we had many different kinds to offer, he cut me off, told me to stop playing stupid, and stormed out after holding up a long line of people. FML
Today, I was out for a walk, wearing a T-shirt with a fist on it and the words "Bump it." A guy came up to me, looked at my shirt, shrugged, and punched me in the stomach. FML
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Top comments
CamcAmIaM 10
That guy's an idiot.
Senseless_487 29
Hey, the truth hurts. Hurts you, that is.
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Comments (140)
kraz8 1
So do you often randomly respond to people not talking to you? Now you know what happens...
shawnaishere 14
Even though foreign imports may be killing the economy in many countries, it is a give and take. If your country is exporting as much as it is importing then there wouldn't be much of a problem.
FirebirdF350 7
This is utter bs, if this actually happened, firstly the person whining wad whining to someone amd thus would have been reluctant to assault somebody like that, second, if this op got up and didnt do anything, thats pathetic, so I say this is fake and op should get a real gut punch
andiewithlove 21
Let the modding begin!
FirebirdF350 7
And what do they even produce in south africa? I mean that seriously, I want to know
andiewithlove 21
Your name is fxck? And how do you pronounce that?
unknown_user5566 27
I believe it's pronounced "fa-ix-cuh-k". I could be wrong, though. ;)
Fuzzymonkey2013 7
You still win
Dracoboxer357 36
40- The fact the big-mouth had to resort to violence against Op in a Verbal discussion proves Op won, IMHO.
Rikki27 5
Should've got a Nokia!
TheyCallMeDamien 18
That's called the bitter sting of hypocrisy.
CCDNRGD81411 3
You confronted a stranger you deserve it. If you want to do stuff like that be prepared for the consequences. Punching you was wrong but what did you think he would do when you said that? Have a conversation with you?
THE_A_TEEN 28
So what we should do is let these idiots spread their ignorance and idiocy and do nothing about it?
Dcm210 19
i hope you punched him back.