Today, while walking home, I passed some guy loudly whining that foreign imports are destroying our economy, and that we should all be deported. When I pointed out that the mobile phone in his hand was clearly a Samsung, he turned bright red and punched me in the gut. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, an Asian man approached me and called me pretty. I thanked him and he asked if I'm Chinese. When I said, "No, I'm Taiwanese" he promptly spat in my face and called me a "traitor to the motherland." FML
Today, I went on a first day with a guy. It went well up until he saw my phone, loudly declared that I was ‘gross’ for having an iPhone, and then stormed out. I’m on a family plan and if it were my choice, I would have got an Android. FML
Today, a stranger asked to borrow my phone since his had died. As he was using it, he kept walking away and I had to chase him because he was walking too far. He turned around, yelled, "Stop following me, asshole!" and punched me, knocking me out cold. When I came to, I realized the fucker stole my phone. FML
Today, I told a customer that we don't do refunds. He responded by throwing his wallet at my face and accusing me of stealing it. FML
Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML
Today, I asked my husband to borrow his phone, since mine had died. His response was, “Well, you have a charger, use it.” When I reminded him that we weren’t at home, he screamed at me in front of everyone at the store, “I’m not letting you go through my phone and that’s final!” FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, while at work, a customer, who was also on his phone, rudely asked what kinds of bread we had for his sandwich. After I told him we had many different kinds to offer, he cut me off, told me to stop playing stupid, and stormed out after holding up a long line of people. FML
Today, I was out for a walk, wearing a T-shirt with a fist on it and the words "Bump it." A guy came up to me, looked at my shirt, shrugged, and punched me in the stomach. FML
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CamcAmIaM 10
That guy's an idiot.
Senseless_487 29
Hey, the truth hurts. Hurts you, that is.
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melrose90210 10
You should have just kept walking
zombiibabii 4
Dude doesn't have two brain cells to rub together, OP. It sucks that he resorted to violence when being called out on his ignorance, but kudos to you for calling him out from the get go. Hope the punch wasn't too bad and that you're feeling better.
Navyboy_Prevo02 0
So yuh cant hit him back or wat thatz the sensible thing to do is hurt im 3x more
snk9045 3
Sue his ass for that.
ravey 0
Did you kick his ass after he hit you? :o
Madrias 36
Here's the funny thing: your Ford, Chevy, Dodge vehicles, they're only final-assembled in the US. Places like Mitsubishi, Toyota, Honda, well, they're having parts made in the US. The engine and transmission is built overseas. Dad makes parts for Mitsubishi and Toyota.
Gremlinek 16
112 has exact point. All Asian car manufacturers have plants in US... Most of them treating workers extremely well (I live not far from Kia plant and been trying to get job there since they opened). About Samsung... Company I work for (in US of A) right now supplies almost all electronic components for their home appliances.
Locoluis 15
I don't think I've ever seen any product made in South Africa in my entire life. Or any African imported product for that matter.
Locoluis 15
If you want your country to progress, you have no choice but to compete against the world. If you can't do this, your economy will be destroyed.
fadingaway 17
Living in Chile it's not surprising that you haven't heard of any South African products. I'm from SA and don't know any products from Chile.
Dexxter_fml 4
Coming from KwaZulu-Natal, (the same Provence as the OP), I have to say that this is hilarious, since KZN has more cultures mixed and living together than any other Provence, who all depend on each other. Silly racist buggars. ^_^ Whoa, that was so... Unlike me to write. Anywhore, sorry to hear that, OP!
Nemle22 4
YDI, but that's one to be proud of. LOL
GryffinDarkBreed 3
90% of hondas, Toyotas, Mitsubishis and subarus are built in the US. 90% of Ford, Dodge and Chrvies are Hecho en Mexico