Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I'd first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I'd decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML
Today, I made my way to a bar for a first date with a guy I had been talking to online. It turned out he was actually my ex-boyfriend in disguise, trying to get revenge for dumping him. FML
Today, I got to meet the guy that I have been talking to over a dating website. We were having a great time, at least until I managed to randomly fall asleep in front of him. I spent the rest of the day sending text messages trying to explain to him that I suffer from narcolepsy. FML
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
Today, a colleague told me he was pretending to be me on a dating site, and that he has four pending dates. Last time I tried being myself, my first and only date pushed me down some stairs. FML
Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML
Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML
Today, I had a date with a man who works as a psychiatrist. He diagnosed me with borderline personality disorder during dinner. FML
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Top comments
Freeze_fml 17
Don't use eHarmoney. The guy was probably joking about his condition and you took it the wrong way. Don't be so harsh.
bellus 0
i don't get the pun.
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Comments (108)
DoesAnyoneCareIf 0
This one made me laugh. Sucks to be you, OP :P
fadingaway 17
Did it ever occur to you that maybe he was trolling or trying to be funny?
ZomgWeAreClubKid 0
Hahaha if that's what he thought of as a joke then that's pretty disturbing, he's a wak job or you're really pretty?
yeahreally 6
well thats a sign to find out the block button on that website....
davek 36
Block and report, don't take the risk of it just being a harmless idiot
MissMacy3 0
Well that's always fun.
bluelight745 0
i call my sister sexy because it piss her off thats way
MitchMD 0
Lol haha that's rough
kritz0 10
LOL. I bet he just told you as a joke...and then added the kicker before leaving just to freak you out just that little bit more. Thats why you shouldn't join a dating site that is free LOL. Let me guess...plenty of fish? FULL OF CREEPERS! hahaha.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#75 Yeah, some free dating sites can be truly packed with creepers. :/ Just block him from being able to view your profile if possible. Don't give up yet, OP! Though there can be creepers, there can also be some really decent people on those sites.
Sickkid97 5
more than likely- that guy is 12 or13 or- he is lying