Today, I finally confessed to the guy I've liked for two years. I told him that I've really liked him for a long time, and that I knew he had a girlfriend and I didn't expect anything from him, I just wanted him to know. His response? "Are you done? 'Cause I need to go to the bathroom." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to confess my feelings to the guy I have loved for a year now in a long note. He called half an hour later and said, "I'm not going to read this crap, just tell me what it says". FML
Today, after finally having the guts to confess to a guy I have liked for a year now and him saying he also likes me and then asking me out, I went out of my way and traveled 4 hours to meet him. He didn't show up and never apologized. I never heard anything from him. FML
Today, I dressed up nicely to see the guy that I like and have been talking to for the last 3 months. Just when I thought he was finally going to ask me to be his girlfriend, he told me that he's actually had a girlfriend for 3 years now, but was too afraid to tell me because he really likes me. FML
Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I told the man I love to "go first" when we started talking at the same time. I wanted to confess my feelings, he wanted to tell me about his engagement. FML
Today, I emotionally confessed my feelings to the guy I like. His English isn't that good, so he asked me to repeat myself several times. He ended up saying no. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Diz 0
Wait 2 years and confess when he has a gf? Mm-HM.
kyeee 0
Well, you weren't expecting anything from him.... and if he had a girlfriend why bother? if he liked you he would be dating you not her.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (294)
collegeshmollege 0
well, that was rude of him, but you did put him in a tough position. He has a girlfriend, why would you tell him then?
Laci_Laine 0
Bitch, he has a Gf. I bet u pretend to be her friend too
JiggstheMan 0
hahaha. sorry bud. he seems like an ass anyway.
foxyace 0
Confessing your love for somebody who has a girlfriend... home wrecker. I don't feel bad for you. What good could have come from that.
munchy35 0
you honestly thought he'd dump his girlfriend for you? maybe you're just pathetic.
survivalism 0
Aannnnddd that's why you don't do that.
_slyfox 0
Well, that's your fault. You should not have told him while he had a girlfriend. What did you expect! YDI.
ravinderkaler 0
Dude needed to use the bathroom, you were being very selfish.
yungmoolahbaby 0
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
iHavetoPiss 0
If he already has a girlfriend why would you bother to call? If he has a girlfriend he obviously doesn't like you.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#31- Your user name is perfect for this FML :P