Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy several years ago. I've been faithful the whole time, but he wouldn't believe me, even after I showed him that vasectomies can reverse themselves. FML
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Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy this past summer after our son was born and only took one of the two tests. I haven't cheated. He refuses to believe me or get his spunk checked again. FML
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Today, a judge ruled against me. I filed for divorce because my wife got pregnant even though I had a vasectomy. Apparently, not informing your spouse of a vasectomy is worse than cheating in the eyes of the court. FML
Today, I found out that even after having had my tubes tied, I am in fact pregnant. I have an 8-month-old son and his father just remarried another woman 2 months ago. Neither of them believe that the new baby is his. FML
Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML
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Dave_Davington 34
You can hardly blame him, though, can you? You may have to get a paternity test to straighten this out.
stephenfranklin 15
hopefully he doesnt leave you OP, when the baby is born theres always paternity tests
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SauceySarah 30
My friend's little brother is a result of a reversed vasectomy. It's more common than you would think.
nyagemini23 22
Things will work themselves out! Don't fret too much, he'll come around. congratulations on your baby!
wiccaantje 21
I don't understand the response of 'the husband should have faith in his wife. No trust. That's a bad sign. Bad husband. Hurr durr durr'. Vasectomy's rarely fail. It's extremely reasonable to distrust your wife at that moment. If you aren't even the littlest bit suspicious then I'm going to call that person a fool. He should get tested off course, if he refuses to test his sperm count because it came back negative 5 years ago then you are all right and he is a distrustful prick. But if he does that but is doubtful until the results come back, that's a completely normal response. Also, when a complete stranger comes up and tells you he/she has been having sex with your significant other, then the general concession is to belief that person (FML's of the past). That person that you don't know shit about except that he/she is obviously a bad person (assisting in cheating or lying). You should have faith in your significant other then.
kiaora_fml 11
This can be easily fixed up by him going to the Dr and giving them a sample, which they can check, vasectomies can reverse themselves and you are met to get check ups for a little while after having it done to make sure there is no sperm left, didnt he listen to the Dr -_- FYI I knew a woman who got pregnant after her hubby got a vasectomy, his failed also
Kossyra 1
My idiot gyno, on my first and final visit with her, mistook a razor bump for a herpes sore. My husband was several months into a 16 month deployment to South Korea as a member of the USAF and so I was very confused and distraught; she was so sure of her diagnosis that she prescribed me an antiviral. We had to wait for two weeks for the test to come back negative and those were the worst two weeks of my life, knowing he thought I'd been unfaithful was incredibly stressful. I couldn't imagine waiting nine months for a test to prove that you were innocent of wrongdoing, but I hope your husband makes it up to you when he has to eat crow.
Flyndaran 10
That won't prove she never cheated only that this particular child is his. Why do people think that it would?
baritoneslayer 7
Get a paternity test, let him go through your whole phone, really show him that you have nothing to hide
Love_L0ST 13
Or, OR! Your son is the next Jesus :P
Flyndaran 10
OP can know with near 100% certainty, but he can't. From his perspective, the odds are FAR greater that she cheated. He's not horrible for having rational doubts. He should get his semen tested for fertility. That should put doubts to rest for the most part and doesn't need to wait 9 months.
waleedma 18
Tough sale... Good luck
kat2857 5
Active sperm test should clear this right up!