Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML
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Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
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UnknwnClassicGrl 5
U deserve it for overreacting! Geez, calm down!
xMexicanXJesusx 0
Well what're you gonna do now?
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Comments (361)
loserman67 36
AAhhhhhh, the school office is going to be a very awkward place for you from now on... I see many, many trips to the Vice-Principal's office, and you being glared at by the secretary as you wait for your turn in the barrel....
ZeroIce 12
Happens to me all the time
that_nerdy_sock 3
Drama queen! Done that withought the drama
burba 0
Its just an iPhone.
rttr 18
Wow...
PANDALEGIT 8
Definition of a dumb blonde
DevaGolgotha 4
Because consumerism.
wickedwyatt234 3
I hate you....nuff said
cloudygirl5 16
Your so stupid!!!!! :) Jk but you should have checked more in your locker instead of going crazy and do all of thoose things
egypt1219 10
Uh people steal in private schools too you know . It's called looking out for your stuff