Today, an exterminator sprayed for cockroaches in my dorm room. After classes I got back to find three large cockroaches on top of my bed. Now that the exterminator has sprayed everything, all the cockroaches are coming out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after three visits from exterminators and another from a steam cleaner, I still have bedbugs. FML
Today, I hired an exterminator to get the roaches out of the house I'm renting. I came back from work and went to my bathroom, noticing that he used the plunger to unclog the toilet after he took a dump. After $150, there was shit all over my floor and plunger, and roaches still in my kitchen. FML
Today, when I got back to my dorm, I found a trail of ants trying to shove a dead roach into a power outlet. The front desk insists that there is no pest problem. FML
Today, I finally got some sleep after an exterminator came yesterday and took care of our roach problem. I woke up and kissed my boyfriend good morning. Frowning, he told me I had something stuck on the corner of my mouth. It was a roach leg. Where is the rest of the roach? FML
Today, I turned on my A/C for the first time in a couple of months. A family of ginormous cockroaches climbed out of the air vent and a few clumps of dead cockroaches fell to the ground. FML
Today, my son found a cockroach in his bed. I had to kill the thing and wash all his sheets and stuffed animals before he'd finally agree to go back to bed, three hours later. FML
Today, I was cooking dinner when I noticed a cockroach on the kitchen counter. I reflexively tried to spray it with what I had to hand, which was window cleaner, but it seems to have pissed it off and flew right at me instead. I screamed and ran out of the kitchen, leaving the roach in charge. FML
Today, my roommate showed me a video of a cockroach crawling all over my face while I was asleep in the lounge. FML
Today, after my dad trying every bait, hormone, and poison, the cockroaches in this apartment have gone crazy. They are trying to kill themselves. One tried to commit suicide, by suffocation, in my mouth this morning. FML
Today, my apartment was flooded due to a broken pipe, which caused a huge family of cockroaches to disperse. Did you know they can fly? FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Hey, it's 2012, lady! You can't expect cockroaches to stay in the closet forever.
unknown_user5566 27
Those little buggers are resilient as hell. Have fun playing whack-a-roach!
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Comments (52)
oceanrain 4
Should've sprayed your bed too
BellaBelle_fml 23
Ahh, there's nothing more relaxing than cuddling up in your soft bed and being suffocated by pesticide fumes…
lambda_fml 40
Time to rock to some Paparoach. :-)
Enslaved 38
Yep, sounds like calling the exterminator was the OP's "Last Resort". ;)
noisebox 1
It could be worse, if you had bed bugs they bite and are hard to get rid of.....
buckdharma 38
would youlike to bye a roach hotel? if you could bye two that would be swell. we got one for four two for five or three for two apiece. ahohh gotta go here come da police.
tj4234 36
*buy
soccerchick16 5
ew, FYL OP.. good luck with that ;) lol
alycion 39
I saw one in my garage and tossed boric acid tablets everywhere. If I see another, this house is going up for sale. ;) and it was only a palmetto bug, not a German roach that breeds like there is no tomorrow.
laurenlovesjb 20
That is the grossest thing ever. I am so sorry.
skyeyez9 25
I heard if you spray the bastards with an aerosol can of hairspray, it immobilizes them once it hardens. May as well buy a can and **** with them
88vivera 9
See if everyone else is having that problem
PedroTall 0
Did you ever think he didn't spray your bed?