Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my drunk mom told me to apologize for being born. FML
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, once again, my mom ranted about how she sacrificed so much for me by moving to a better city. I said it was for my education and to stop making me feel like a burden. She scoffed, "Right, you never should've been born. My mistake." FML
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Today, my uncle got drunk and started ranting about how great I was and how amazing it is that I almost wasn’t born because somehow I managed to survive the failed abortion my mom really wanted. News to me. Mom never wanted me and tried to abort me. FML
Today, my mother told me to my face that if she could do it all over again, she wouldn't have had kids. Thanks, Mum. It's not like I asked to be born. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
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BIGBOY4rmAHM 19
Just tell her Happy mothers day and walk away.
ChristianH39 30
She sounds extremely supportive and loving. But seriously OP if she wasn't ready to have you, and did, she has nobody but herself to blame. You didn't ruin her life, if she wasn't vacuous and self centered she would realize that she's the one who did that.
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Comments (92)
Phooey 22
that's just a poor excuse for her not succeeding in life and wanting to blame someone else.
Silly_Lilly6969 23
My mom does that to me while sober
jordynsage 17
People say stupid things when their drunk. Hopefully she trurely doesn't feel that way about you.
Fmlsea 28
most of times drunk words are sober peoples thoughts , just been drunk makes it easier for those thoughts to come out . but ops mum shouldnt be blaming op for her life and decisions ,she's the one that got pregnant and decided to keep op.
Fmlsea 28
* being drunk makes it easier for those thoughts to come out .
miianah1 22
Time to return the necklace you bought her for Mother's Day...
FMLworthy5000 21
You slapped her out of it right?
KingLewisII 34
No one loves you like mommy does.
isabellasimone 18
I'm sure she doesn't really think that....Deep down, she loves you!
mrhe3t 9
yeah... waaay down.
Shopduster 9
I feel ya. My mom does the same thing but gets mad at herself for bringing my sister and I into the world.. Awkward
ChelzTheWolfGirl 29
That's pretty crappy Op. But I'm sure your mom loves you and is grateful that she has you. All lot of people get older and wonder about all the "what ifs" in life. That doesn't mean she regrets having you, she probably just wished her other dreams could come true as well
Axel5238 29
Agreed people say dumb stuff, parenting limits what you are able to do and I doubt she regrets having the OP. More than likely stressed out due to other stuff and wondering about roads not taken doesn't mean she doesn't love the OP.
cryssycakesx3 23
I think at some point everyone regrets having kids.
marcranger 29
I admire your optimism, 21 and 26, but I know a few who have admitted, under the influence of course, that if they could go back and do it all over again, they would have used (a) condom(s). The difference between them and OP's mother, though, is that they'd never tell their kids they regret having them.
sdroze1389 31
what else could she have done if you weren't born? get drunk and knocked up by a different guy? tell her to shut up and suck it up.