Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told the guy I like to listen to a song that expressed how I felt about him. When he was done, I asked what he thought about it. He said it made him realize that his ex was the love of his life and that he wants to go back to her. FML
Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
Today, I wrote a song for my ex-girlfriend, hoping maybe we could give it another try. I emailed it to her and went about my day, wondering if she would respond. About six hours later, a deputy knocks on my door and serves me with an order of protection. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend's band has become quite popular on YouTube. My friends and sister won't stop singing their songs. Most of them were written after I dumped him, and go on to say how much better off he is without me and how horrible I am. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML
Today, I felt like letting my ex know just how I felt about all the bullshit he put me through. I dug up his number, typed a long paragraph with lots of pain and emotion, and sent it. The reply was, "No wonder he broke up with you." Thanks, whoever has that number now. FML
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wellinever 5
Did you get the message this time? Move on. He has.
rotf_coaster_9 0
that sucks dude fyl
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Comments (169)
streetmember 0
HAHAHA I love your X . have to remember this one :)
shoeofallcosmos 0
That asshattery is probably why you and he broke up in the first place. Please don't try and get back with this theiving liar.
tennisstar8D 0
um, yes she was, it is her ex? Her EX. Meaning they went out already?
PickledCucumbers 0
Smart boy. But man does that suck for you. :(
Sushay29 0
YOU KNOW WHAT SUCKS.. the fact that he;s still with her.. and didn't come back to you.. and ohh **** sometimes the txt messges i sen tto my exx.. with all this lovey dovey shit.. he forwars it to her.. aRGH.. worst thing is he tells me.. but i lovehim.. i feel sorry for the chick though.. the b***h full thinks he botherd riting it.. but dw ITS NOT MEANINGFULL WHEN THEY SEY IT HAHA.. cuz ur the one who rote it!
she_bangs 0
well it must have been one heck of a song.
Nextdusk 0
wah damn basket
shutupfool 0
Oh well, live and learn: never trust an ex.
mustangkid14r 0
you should just send the original copy to his girlfriend and tell her that he sent it to you a long time ago...and how else would you have it...that will probably get her to break up with him and that way you get him back for being a d**che and forwarding it to her to get her back
me_me_me_me 0
ydi for being so desperate.