Today, the dry cleaner next to my house went up in flames. I went outside to look at the fire, as I looked on in amazement I realized I had dropped off all of my work clothes at the cleaners two days before. I was supposed to pick them up today, but was too lazy to walk the 10 feet to the store. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
Today, my husband, who repairs appliances for a living, repaired our dryer. One lot of wet clothes later, it caught fire and ruined the laundry room. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, after I was away for a couple of days, my wife told me she’s been doing laundry while I was gone. I'd reminded her to clean out the lint catcher because it might catch fire. I came home to a new dryer and a smoke damaged house. FML
Today, while I was at work, my husband threw out 50 out of my 70 T-shirts, all of my tank tops, and all but one of my sweaters. I'm not getting them back because they're burning in a bonfire in the backyard. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, I was at my new store, fixing it up. I was about to leave, so I took my clothes off to let the dirty ones dry, as I had other clothes in my car. I walked to the back of my store and the back door locked. The car was locked. I was in my boxers with no phone and no way to go home for 3 hours. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I went into work. After three years of working 55 hours a week, they fired me by putting the contents of my locker at the front door, with a note that said "If not picked up by 10:00 am stuff will be donated." I work the night shift. I just lost three sweaters, two pairs of shoes, $60, and my job. FML
Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML
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9six7four4 0
You're just lucky your house didn't catch on fire.
gothymama 0
YDI, but maybe you're lucky you didn't go. Supposing you had been inside when it burst into flames.
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Comments (100)
Engineer_Chick 0
Umm really, Someones whole livelyhood and career just went up in flames and you are complaining about a few clothes. YDI for being a selfish prick!
wbrycem 0
OMG SHUT UP ALL OF YOU
SirAwesome 0
How on Earth is this a YDI? The poster deserves losing all his clothes because he left them at the dry cleaner's for an extra day? More proof that 90% of FML has never left their parent's houses.
letitbe56 0
Agreed.
claritin 0
This. Wtf? It's not like he knew the place was going to burn down. Seriously, what are the odds that if you leave your dry cleaning there any extra day it's going to go down in fiery display? Everyone's lazy every once in a while. Definitely did not deserve it.
splitsides 4
Sca24, your comprehension is very poor. He/she wasn't saying the OP must live at home. He/she was referring to everyone who said he deserves it.
Sca24 0
Your right.. Overlooked the question marks.. I take it back.
Wealthyparrot 9
For the same reason that YDI if you don't get a project in because you had an emergency on the due date. Don't wait until it's too late, or if something goes wrong, you are ******. Every second you entrust someone else with your possessions, etc, you are taking a risk.
Your_Point 0
Why is #13 talking about a lion's thoughts lighting bolts and super powers? YDI dude if you cant walk 10 feet you dont deserve clothes.
iheartjb92 0
YDI for being lazy.
Zigorathane 0
I'm wondering how it caught fire...
triplethreat13 0
hahaha you sound like a pyro "i went outside to watch the fire in amazement"
fretforyerlatte 0
"i was in my kitchen, and i heard it, so i came out"
fckaduck 0
LMAO #37, you win ^_^
drkwlf 0
LOL #37, I love you. Dane Cook ftw.
crazy_cat_lady24 0
what
flyboy57 0
just be glad your house didn't catch fire if you're only 10ft away.
censorshipoff 0
Too lazy to walk 10 feet to get your clothes... YDI. 13, wtf?
danielrp34 7
I hate when little things like that jump back up and bite you right in the ass!