Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump that could be serious. I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to put my 17 year-old cat down. I cried the whole way up to the vet's office and back. After finally coming to terms with the situation, and trying to forget, my dad's friend walks up to me and says, "So, I heard you killed your cat?" FML
Today, I saved a kitten from the streets, cleaned her up and asked the vet what I should do with her because she was the sweetest thing and my cat has a highly contagious illness. The vet had to put her down. FML
Today, I had to put my cat to sleep after she was in an accident. While I was crying hysterically, the vet asked me for $230. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boss that the reason I was sobbing hysterically as she told me that I was getting a pay raise was because I was going to the vet to have my sick and dying cat put down. Good news at a bad time. FML
Today, my cat was hit by a car. I took it to the vet expecting the worst but they told me that she’d be fine. I was so happy I didn't even mind paying the $50 bill. The next morning my cat was dead. Having her put down humanely would have cost $45, I paid $5 extra to have her die in my kitchen. FML
Today, I was the designated emotional support person for my friend's mom as she went to have her sick cat put down. The cat was aggressive towards the male vet. She said, "She doesn't like men" to which the vet replied, "Well, soon that won't be a problem." The willpower it took both of us to not yell at him, or worse… FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've been crushing on for a while. At one point we started talking about pets we'd had. I wanted to show my sensitive side, so I told her how I sadly had to get my beloved cat euthanized earlier that week, and had buried her in my backyard. Her response? "Ew." FML
Today, I was sent a letter by the vet, saying my cat was late for her yearly checkup. My cat died last week and I'd had her cremated by the same people who had sent the letter. FML
Today, after I had planned a romantic weekend for my boyfriend and me, with an itinerary of dinner, events and outings, it got cut short when he had to have his cat put down, which he had for 12 years. FML
Today, I witnessed the most horrifying thing I’d ever seen: my beloved 15 year-old cat having a seizure. The vet says she’s fine and is in remarkably good health for her age, but I don’t think I’ll ever get that image out of my head. FML
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Darling_Cherry 5
Hello Sadcat, I'm sorry to hear about the lump in your kitty and hope it's nothing. The misunderstanding sounds hilarious and probably scared the hell out of the doctor. :)
aeslehc_ 0
Hopefully you didn't pass out with your cat in your arms.
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Comments (170)
llamass 0
lol! this made my day. (:
Emilyroxx 3
Why on earth did you FAINT? I mean, sure you love your cat but FAINTED? overreaction fail.
RyuB 0
hey, luv, i can relate totally. but i have to admit, it *is* awfully funny. but you probably scared the vet more than he scared you. hope your baby is okay.
droplets 0
Wow...passing out because you work yourself into such hysterics over a cat? You must be a really lonely person.
CaroAurelia 12
Screw you. A lot of people think of their pets as their family. My pets are my babies.I'm not lonely, but I appreciate an animal that dislikes me because it dislikes everything instead of just thinking I'm not "good" or "cool" enough. Plus cats are cute. Especially fat ones.
Cathica 8
Lol, when I first read that I thought you meant that the cat said he felt a lump.
silverwolf10 0
dummy
00ps 0
This is sad, but it also made me laugh my ass off!
sarahbella101 7
Yo too dramatic! but f your life, i bet the cat was a real good friend to you. :/
bombjelly 0
That joke is years old. It's a complete fraud.
rozieslothinator 0
It's his fault for using a phrase that means "kill"