Pain_intolerant
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
My body hates me
Today, I caught my finger in a sliding door. It made me pass out and give myself a concussion. My genetics would rather slam my face into the floor than deal with a pinched finger. FML
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DocBastard 40
Your brain is trying to save you from the pain of pinching a finger. You should be grateful rather than complain about the fact that your brain is obviously smarter than you are. Wait, what?
Mehness 0
Wow. That sucks hardcore.
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Mehness 0
Wow. That sucks hardcore.
Kurtis123 0
I see what you did there..
MissBunny25 0
I dont :(
MissBunny25 0
haha yay I'm not the only one :D
Sathian 0
Me neither! :(
fl0ffy 0
wait WHAT I don't get it :o
MLuckyCapoeirist 6
Maybe he thought that there was some pervert hidden meaning...
ISinSoDoYou 0
c-c-c-combo breaker!
ImmortalKratos 0
oh you blondes. OP...dont try anal...ever
j_cat187 20
haha oilspill!!
dusty209 0
pretty sure this has nothing to do with someones genetics. this person sounds really dumb
Penguinman909 7
agreed with 99
poiuytjfffc 0
indeed
poiuytjfffc 0
indeed
poiuytjfffc 0
indeed
poiuytjfffc 0
indeed
rockindyl22 0
indeed?
laurabev 9
Hah that sucks. I have to say I've never fainted in my life.
CAPTmok 7
yup, me too
samadams42 0
I think im goin to prescribe OP with a heavy dose of man the **** up.
MasterE56 4
#39 indeed
Kua_Mei 0
Does seizing or blacking out count as fainting? If not, then nor have I.
UnderstoodCat 0
It does count.
drdingus 27
Agreed
DeadPixel4 29
Same
NJXD 0
stop being a baby and grow up turn on the news then say you have a problem
Mehness 0
3 - Oh, how I just -love- the "your problem sucks compared to others' problems so quit crying" card. What next, starving children in Africa?
marinus_fml 20
Ahm, I'm pretty sure the Japan earth quake he is referring to, is a lot worse than 99% of our own problems.
NJXD 0
not really, the children in Africa problem could be solved but the Japanese for now are ****** and if this guy Is complaining about a banged head and a sore finger I think he needs to see the bigger picture, that he has it better than the japanese populace
Gruezi 0
#16, I doubt the bigger picture can make him feel better.
catnip216 0
#15, Yes it is. But that's not the point of FML. It's for making people laugh by telling them about bad crap that's happened to you. Not a whole lot of people are laughing about the quake in Japan.
Acousticpixie14 6
Serisouly...90% of the FMLs are things that aren't that bad. They're here for entertainment. Just because someone says "FML" doesn't mean that they think their situation is the worst. And sorry, but thinking about someone else having it worse than you would not make me feel better at all. That'd make me feel much much worse.
JtownDude 0
Wow u must be gay!
cloudy01 0
What? I didn't catch that.
Nightmarex3 2
what a girly-man!
MissBunny25 0
I read that in the Terminator guy's voice :) I do that often..
collegegirl87 0
Haha I did too!!
MissBunny25 0
yay! go us :D
steezyjustice 0
...I'm watching the terminator right now.
grog_fml 3
wuss
Zodaicz 4
That's one pissed off door...
baconbutton 1
Must suck to have such an abnormally low tolerance for pain. fyl.
snowboarder1019 5
agree
ChinaBabylove69 0
So sorry for your face. lol have a great weekend!
phreshboi 1
be a man, man
aquariusangel420 0