Pain_intolerant
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
My body hates me
Today, I caught my finger in a sliding door. It made me pass out and give myself a concussion. My genetics would rather slam my face into the floor than deal with a pinched finger. FML
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DocBastard 40
Your brain is trying to save you from the pain of pinching a finger. You should be grateful rather than complain about the fact that your brain is obviously smarter than you are. Wait, what?
Mehness 0
Wow. That sucks hardcore.
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DocBastard 40
Your brain is trying to save you from the pain of pinching a finger. You should be grateful rather than complain about the fact that your brain is obviously smarter than you are. Wait, what?
stewpididiot 11
vasovagal syncope ?? could'a been worse... coulda been your wiener.....
NancyDeebensDPDS 0
ua
NancyDeebensDPDS 0
ya
cptmorgan15 2
Those sliding doors are a real bitch, huh?
Gruezi 0
Sucks to be you.
kikibisweet 0
Your brain is winning.
lizzlegirl 9
that's such a cute kitty :3
techweed 12
YDI for being a stupid, moronic, imbecilic, idiot. no, but seriously u have bad genetics
foREVerOrNever 9
was that really necessary?
khaya 9
That's your body trying to kill you, it almost worked.
stevenmx86 8
That's lame lol
sebhockey3 3
you were born this way. just face that your a wuss
MissBunny25 0
says the kid jumping in the air with joy
MissBunny25 0
I have to agree... haha :)
samadams42 0
#1 it is very fun jumpinh around at the beach hving a good time and 2 op is a wuss back i mean really passing out over some genetics bull i dont buy it.
MissBunny25 0
agreed . somewhat well said, helmet dude
docscientist 10
You don't buy that it could be a response due to genetics? Then tell me what you think it could be.
sweetiffany 0
What does genetics have to do with it?
CodingSquirrel 3
People can't control how their body reacts to certain situations. Some people's genetics make them prone to fainting.
sportyfreaK15 0
is that really ur face ? I'm not bein mean but is it
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Why assume photo shop? It could be a make-up job.
Jizwold 0
ya u can tell from the teeth but if u guys wana see some ****** up shit let me change my profile pic real fast
CommonSenseKarma 17
I hate those doors, too! They're always slamming against my tail, throwing me hard to the ground. That's why it's so short.