Pain_intolerant
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
My body hates me
Today, I caught my finger in a sliding door. It made me pass out and give myself a concussion. My genetics would rather slam my face into the floor than deal with a pinched finger. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
Your brain is trying to save you from the pain of pinching a finger. You should be grateful rather than complain about the fact that your brain is obviously smarter than you are. Wait, what?
Mehness 0
Wow. That sucks hardcore.
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saturnsonic 3
wow thats bad!
dansco 25
Its your Mum's fault then! Naughty Mummy :( lol
Stupidpeopleanno 5
YDI for being you.
5starchickz 0
That happened to me once. I was at the salon getting my hair styled and suddenly woke up in an ambulance. Doctors never could explain what happened.....
megnw 0
that has nothing to do with genetics. Genetics is what makes you look like you do and such, it has nothing to do with making you pass out. I suppose if it is a problem one of your parents have you can blame it on genetics
megnw 0
nvm sorry OP I did not read your comment
sancherrz 0
sucks doesn't it, but I'm the same way.
Shaggy_92 5
this made me laugh cus ur a pussy and you had ta bitch about it. suck it up boy, I know girls way tougher than you are.
insanelyXnikki 18
Please don't breed.
zmrodriguez91 0
That sucks. I did the same thing, smashing my thumb with a paving brick, and then I blacked out and nearly collapsed onto a pile of bricks.
PhishloverA 14
I don't even want to imagine what would happen if you slammed your leg in a car door
lil_ham1644 29
What does genetics have to do with you passing out?