Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to the movies alone after the boy I was seeing told me he was busy studying for exams. I found him making out with another girl whilst in the queue. When I confronted him by text, he denied that it was him. I saw him check the text and reply. FML
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML
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Top comments
_neutrality 0
Think you should make him an ex.
DollyMolly 0
You should have left the theater and never looked back.
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Comments (161)
DSuarez94 0
this is the first fml in a while that made me laugh my ass off and yell at my iPod touch " Pwnd!"
PhantomxBrave 0
This is the first FML I read that didn't make me smile or laugh. This is the first that just really made me depressed. Ugh. It's disrespectful for him to do that.
love15_fml 8
dump him hard
speakout26 0
"That's a deal breaker ladies!"
mcsnelly 5
Great comment. :)
ragsy 7
You are probably one of those women who talks constantly thru the movie and he didn't want to sit by you.
Colin91 0
YDI, you should have known this guy was a prick before going to the theaters. Must be a fgt to join a sausage fest.
Sumtimz_life_sux 0
I agree with # 45 except sex shouldn't determine whether or not you stay together. It's about a relationship... And if sex was the answer to mastering a relationship then why aren't prostitutes the happiest people on the planet?
Sumtimz_life_sux 0
I agree with # 45 except sex shouldn't determine whether or not you stay together. It's about a relationship... And if sex was the answer to mastering a relationship then why aren't prostitutes the happiest people on the planet?
RIKANA 0
dump him fast... RI
Essentials 0
leave him or be doomed to be a worthless ***** with a low self esteem.