Poopoo peepee and Miscellaneous: Morning surprise - FML

Morning surprise

By JayBausch - 17/08/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I went to retrieve my sneakers that my wife made me leave outside the door of our hotel room. Somebody had shat in one of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2022 10:00

Today, I had to deal with a guest who'd left his shoes outside his door to be polished. I told him our hotel doesn’t offer shoe polishing, so if they’re gone they must have been stolen. He then accused me of stealing them for myself, even though I’m a woman with feet 6 sizes smaller than his. FML

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caitoLo 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 1:33

someBODY or someTHING?

knd_34 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 1:48

Nice use of the word "shat". People get that wrong all the time.

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lilpanda 0

Monday 8 February 2010 7:02

Shat. Is that like shit and spat? In that case FYL

anybodyudontnoe 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 23:54

Thats New York for u, and ur wifes a dumb bitch in ny things easily get stolen whytf did she make u leave them out there! btw fyl srry for the "shat" in ur shoe

TheLastSurvivor 0

Monday 9 August 2010 6:03

ydi for spelling shit wrong

nerdytacos 3

Tuesday 12 April 2011 22:54

that's totally effed up...

nikos402 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 10:21

this is hella funny

forever2life 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 0:00

lol "shat"

OsirisFaction_fml 5

Wednesday 20 July 2011 23:27

Wa Charlie Sheen around at the time?

Brak_Spaceman 19

Monday 30 January 2012 17:10

i pooped in your shoes.

drdingus 27

Thursday 23 February 2012 0:24

*facepalm*

sgtcxelite 11

Saturday 29 December 2012 20:45

Who the **** leaves their belongings outside of the hotel room? Really. Who? I'd only expect someone to steal them though.. Nice work to the jackass who decided to shit in them.

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