Today, as I was picking up my 7 year-old daughter at my ex-husband's house, my daughter started crying saying that she wanted to stay with Daddy forever. I asked why. She said her stepmom was a better mommy. Apparently, the woman who broke up my marriage is now a better "Mommy." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was picking up my daughter from my ex-husband's house and his new girlfriend was there. I said to my daughter that it was time to leave and she clung to his girlfriend and said, "Mommy, I don't want to leave." She wasn't talking to me. FML
Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
Today, I heard my 7 year-old step-daughter tell her father over Zoom she cries every night, because she wants to go home with him. I don't have the heart to tell her that he had kicked her and her mom out of the house because he thought mom's stretch marks were unattractive. FML
Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML
Today, after spending time with my daughter and painting her nails she gives me a hug and says, "Mommy I love you, but I love daddy much better!" FML
Today, my 5 year-old informed me she likes her "other mummy" more and wants to live with her instead. I need to have a long conversation with my husband. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML
Today I've come to the realization that I prefer my stepson over my biological son. My stepson is an amazing kid while my biological is in prison for drugs. My ex-wife completely spoiled him rotten and everything despite all my efforts. FML.
Today, I have been teaching my 5 year-old step-daughter how to read and write. She came bounding up to me with a piece of paper and said, "look what I did". It was a letter that said "My dad misses my real mommy, not you". FML
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catatonicsleep 17
Sometimes kids play off on parent against the other to get stuff. You know, step mummy's better because she lets me eat fast food, watch tv late... or something to try and get you to do the same. I wouldn't worry about it too much.
plethora 3
Kids say the darndest things.
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Comments (146)
bestbear 0
Don't worry, when your daughter hits puberty, she'll realize that her stepmom is a ***** and will eventually hate her guts. I hate all stepmothers. They're all *****. Real moms are the best!
gregthestrange 3
two words: KILL THEM.
belladonnafleur 0
People! Stop being so mean and saying "Kids are a pest, kids are brats!" and that sort of thing- we're not all bad!!!!
belladonnafleur 0
Amen, #72! Real moms for the win!!!
condescending 0
"ya my step mom is better than my real mom cuz she gives me shit"... dont worry about it girl, its all about bribes on the other womans behalf, besides the only way to tell if you're a good parent is by how much your kids complain.
kitty03 0
She's probably not the better mom, but is trying to make nice with your kid. Probably lets her get away with stuff you wouldn't let her get away with, gives her junk food, buys her stuff.
Avenging_Angel 0
Omg, that completely sucks D: well, she's just a kid, i'm sure she'll appreciate you when she's older (:
kawaiimomo 0
aww i'm sorry but dont' worry she'll love you way more when she gets older.
squeaksx24 0
Ouch! She probably was just mad at you for some silly reason. She probably didn't mean it.
xxKittyxx 0
thats so mean dont worry i bet ur a good mommy