Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, after three long weeks of him ignoring me and cancelling out on time we were supposed to spend with each other. He looked at me with the most confused look on his face. Then he said, ''Are you serious? I was planning the perfect day to ask you to marry me.'' FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I was tired of waiting for him to propose. It turns out he was going to propose and had the ring and everything, but I fucked it all up. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
Today, after 5 and a half years, my boyfriend had spent months talking about proposing before the end of the year. He'd picked out a ring, told all his friends, and couldn't stop talking about our future. He then dumped me over the phone out of the blue. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my boyfriend that I wanted to go separate ways. Before I could say anything, he proposed. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
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Top comments
amirn86 0
Ouch... how long were you together? Please tell me you didn't proceed with the breakup
Teffie 0
I hope you work things out!!!!! This is the type of thing that would happen to me.
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Comments (211)
HuiYaMing 0
why marry him? he was avoiding and probably just said it to make u feel bad.
LetTimeStandStil 0
in a way it's not your fault he was ignoring you.. what else are you supposed to think??
grooglius 0
wow ur life sucks! u got proposed to! unheard of!
jcasebier 5
Oh wow. that sucks, I'd just think of something corny on the spot and pray it works.
Majinveggie10 0
shouldn't of broken up with him
thedaish 0
This is why you talk things out BEFORE the break-up. Hope thongs work out though.
thedaish 0
*ahem* things.
grunt656 0
**** yeah, ontario canada
Sgt_Minty 0
He might of cancelled because he was busy making arrangements and going out to set thimgs up for the day he was going to propose
pippacrawford 4
Not OP's fault. Anyone would get angry and suspicious if their significant other cancelled on them and ignored them for no reason for almost a month! At the very least, I'd think he was planning on breaking up with me. At worst, I'd think he was spending time with someone else. The guy had it coming.
confederacy4 0
Haha faget