Today, I woke up extremely hungover next to a guy I have been in love with for a while but hadn't seen for ages. Turns out he had a bet going with his mates. He bet he could get me to sleep with him straight away even after not calling me for a month. He was right. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, I woke up in bed with a one-night stand. We got really drunk the night before so I went to make a hangover-cure breakfast. Apparently he was so drunk that he didn't remember me, and when he came to the kitchen, he knocked me out with a pan and called the cops. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the man with whom I've been in love for months. Too bad I was too drunk to remember a thing. FML
Today, my best friend, with whom I have been in love for years, kissed me, hugged me, held my hand, hooked up with me and told me that he loved me more than anything and wanted to be with me... until he sobered up and his girlfriend got back to town. FML
Today, I woke up from a night of crazy drunken sex with a guy I had met at a friends 23rd birthday party. The lights had been off when we had stumbled in to his house the night before. When I opened my eyes today, the first thing I saw was his family picture, complete with his wife and son. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We then decided to come home, planning an intimate moment. Once home, I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I'd fallen asleep right before we'd even started. FML
Today, a girl I have been wanting for years told me she was drunk and needed me to take her home. On the way home she was very frisky and flirty, and I kept telling her to wait till we got to her place. When we finally arrived, she passed out on me and I was stuck there watching her sleep. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover and my girlfriend seemed pissed at me. It took me a while before I remembered having sex the night before. I just didn't know exactly what had happened after that had pissed her off. Then I realized nothing happened, because I fell asleep while she was on top of me. FML
Today, I woke up, completely naked, in bed with a guy I met the night before. We were both drunk the night before and I had agreed to go home with him. The reason I woke up was that someone was knocking on his bedroom door. Turns out he lives with his mom and she made us pancakes. FML
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Jewelofagal 2
Learn from your mistakes and you'll be alright.
the_nautilus 1
that is not fair to call her a ****, she was sleeping with someone she cared about. whoever wrote that subscribes to the double standard.
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Comments (66)
derschadenfreude 5
Awww, sorry Lovestupid. Sounds like a certain guy might be getting an anonymous "Welcome to the wonderful world of AIDS" card or text message in the near future ;)
afrbrunette 0
I agree!
time_consumer 0
ydi. just sayin'.
xSlickTx 0
haha 'mates'. And who wouldn't enjoy the phrase 'straight away'. you crazy aussie's slang never gets old!! keep up the good work. =w=
tigerg33 0
YDI for being easy
jonny2x4 0
YDI for being a slore.
wrestling49 0
I was drunk last night also!!! Captain morgan spicy and rum, and some malibu rum coconut flavored mixed in with coca-cola!!!! amazing
Wet_Dream 0
that happends when you fall in love with a bad boy! don't girls just love them..
blastvortex 4
I'd say, "sorry you got screwed," but it's your own fault, you know. :(
xx_irish_rose_xx 0
Wow, so she's s a **** for sleeping with a guy she liked? What about the guy who had sex with her just to win a bet!?
badluckalex 23
He's a baws.
Jarlais 0
who cares if there was a bet or not, you still got laid! that's a win in my book!