Today, my wife and I decided to celebrate Christmas Eve with her side of the family. When we arrived at her parents' house, I heard her mother say that Christmas miracles don't exist since my wife brought me along. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, Christmas got cancelled this Saturday because of my narcissistic sister being upset that the guest list has two of her old friends, who are now my friends. It's my first Christmas with my family or friends in 23 years, and my mum even offered her a separate dinner on the 25th, but nope. FML
Today, I went to a Nativity play. My husband showed up late and drunk, and I had to explain to him why booming, "Yeah! Time to get baby Jesus up in this shit!" when our son was about to go on stage got us kicked out. FML
Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML
Today, instead of spending New Year's Eve having a romantic night out with my fiancé as we'd planned, I'm spending it sitting beside him in the hospital because his friends convinced him to go off-road ghost-riding in the dead of night. FML
Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML
Today, it's New Year's Eve. My husband and I weren't invited to any parties, and we don't have a sitter to be able to go out by ourselves. Instead, I'm watching "Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2" on the Disney channel with our 5-year-old, and my husband has passed out on the couch from sheer boredom. FML
Today, my husband came home from shopping with my 4 year-old daughter, and showed me a shirt she picked out herself. The shirt read "My mom's easy - I'm living proof." Apparently she just liked the colours and her father agreed. FML
Today, after coming home from surgery, I discovered that the heating in my entire building had failed. I called my mom asking if I could come and stay with her for a few days. She told me to "think warm thoughts." FML
Today, my grandmother gave me rosary beads for my birthday. She told me I'd better start praying for a husband. FML
Today, my wife, who has a drinking problem, looked me straight in the eye as she poured herself a "water" bottle to enjoy while at work. FML
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allykaymorris 24
Another monster-in-law... When will they learn that just being nice makes everything better? Merry Christmas OP, I hope things only get better!
CSU_Dynasty 8
Been there. Lives that.
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Comments (37)
Derix 11
What a rude Woman Hitler (mother-in-law) don't worry op, too many rude people in the world, they won't get far
PANDORUM89 21
I'm always so on the fence about FMLs like this. I'm never certain if the OP deserves the comments or if the other people involved are just being rude for no reason. Like maybe OP is very inappropriate or exceedingly rude and hateful? I wish I had a little back story to WHY the MIL said that she didn't want him there.
tlnorman 18
Yeah it's not OP in laws are generally awful and on the rare and I mean very rare occasion you luck out with a good set it's rare. Most of the time they treat you like shit and make you feel like an outcast.
Jirekianu2 19
and the best part is that if your wife then challenges that shitty behavior or refuses to go to family events where you're treated like shit they'll still blame you for "taking away their daughter" rather than take responsibility for being shitty people.
tlnorman 18
In laws suck trust me I don't know what's wrong with them but it's like they go out of their way to make you feel as unwelcome and like an outcast constantly. I did not luck put in the in law department. Especially my sister in law who's pure evil.
Pootispencerhere 1
Why are in-laws so mean?
smxiricky 23
wow so I guess when your married your not suppose to bring your partner with you on special occasions okay.....