Today, my 13 year-old son had a seizure in the middle of his history class. We were at the hospital for three hours and several expensive tests later he informed me he faked the seizure so he could get out of a group presentation. He was so proud that he was such a good actor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking an important exam for Calculus. Out of nowhere, the kid behind me starts violently kicking my desk. I quickly turn around and yell at him. He was having a seizure. FML
Today, I found out my son has been lying about being sick. He kept complaining so I took him to the doctor and got him some medicine. Now he’s actually sick because he took meds he didn’t even need. He did it solely so he could get an expensive get well soon gift. FML
Today, I finally got medication to deal with my seizures. I've had them since I was 5, but my mother had always believed I was faking it. When I seized during a basketball game, she actually came onto the court and lectured the referee for "humoring" me. FML
Today, I had RA training and we were doing mock situations. During one of these, I had a seizure. Everyone thought it was fake, until I started violently throwing up. FML
Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML
Today, I had a seizure in class. Being an epileptic, I had warned my professor of the possibility that I could have one in class. She was understanding and seemed very concerned about my issue at the time. After I had the seizure, however, she asked me if I had ever tried exorcism. FML
Today, I had the class clown of my preschoolers oversleep our daily 15-minute nap. Not wanting to spare any more class time on his disrupting jokes, I let the headache sleep. After another 10 minutes we called an ambulance. He had a stroke. FML
Today, I took my kids to the beach. My autistic son decided it was a good idea to pretend he was drowning. I tried to tell onlookers he was fine and not to worry. My son popped out of the water and laughed hysterically at them. FML
Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
Today, I told my dad I wasn’t feeling well, to which his response was to interrupt me and say, “Nope. Not buying it.” I have never faked an illness in my life, and this time I vomited in front of my entire class. FML
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writerchic85 26
Take that money spent out of any gifts/allowances he was going to get in any future holiday or birthday. Maybe that will teach him not to do something so serious.
BreM16 23
I'm not even going to lie, that's pretty impressive.
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Comments (101)
vincent6864 18
if you sound it out from how it's spelled, nackt and Nacht, it is an easy mistake
ohmygoditsakitty 13
I think you're on the wrong post
interesting33 37
There is the possibility that he has anxiety about speaking which is why he went to such measures, but if he didn't mind faking a seizure in front of everyone, he might not be nervous about performing.
Plumlife96 6
Me being epileptic I can tell you it's very serious. It's a nightmare that brings insane pain to you after you get out of the seizure.
ohmygoditsakitty 13
Sell all of his stuff. Make him slowly pay everything back
HammyHamster 5
this is horrendous. trying to get out of something is cheeky, but pretending to seizure is disgraceful. you should certainty not encourage this behaviour dispite people commenting praise. this would be a whole other story if that seizure was real and it would not be a good one.
Witchylady 18
Send your son the bill. Though I once faked a migraine headache, doctors appointments and all cause I got caught leaving school early and had to come up with some story to save my neck.
conholio33 28
It is never ok to fake a seizure. It really bugs me to hear of people to fake seizures and think its ok to do.
conholio33 28
Add on to my comment: As someone with seizures, I know the horrors the come with seizures and the fear of not knowing what has happend while you are in a post seizure state. Im sorry but he really needs to learn a lesson on why it is never ok to fake a seizure or any serious medical condition.
FemskyD 26
wauw thats pretty extreme
siyca 13
Looks like he 'seized' the moment.
assassinmaster 22
Make that little shitball to give a presentation on "how to fake a seizure to get out of a presentation", he must be proud of that afterwards