Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML
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Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I was out to dinner with my boyfriend and his parents. It was my first time meeting them, so I was a bit nervous. As we were talking, I accidentally let out a loud burp. His parents looked at me in shock, and my boyfriend just laughed and said, "Well, she's certainly comfortable around you two." FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I invited a friend over for dinner and spent hours preparing a fancy meal. When I opened the door, he walked in with his new girlfriend, his mom, his sister, and his dog. I barely had enough food for one, let alone five. I ended up serving my fancy meal on paper plates. FML
Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me home to have dinner with his parents. I couldn’t eat a single bite after watching his mom let her three dogs taste all the food off her hands, while she also licked her own fingers while cooking. Later on, he dumped me for being rude and “too high maintenance." FML
Today, my parents finally invited my boyfriend over for dinner. Everything was going great until my mother asked him his profession. He stuffed his mouth full of lasagna, snorted, and then responded, "I clean shit for a living." FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet my parents. They prepared dinner for us - mushroom pasta. I have always hated mushrooms, so I spent the entire dinner trying not to gag. Unfortunately, I did gag and my mom got up and smacked me so hard I fell out of my chair. FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
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IscoreOnU 19
Just say it was sooo good and compliment her cooking. Win at least one of them. Lol
gc327072 31
Hey, at least you aren't one of those food-phobic girls. My bro dated one, she was insane!
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Comments (149)
Alaysiathegeek 11
That must have been awkward...
Thorzix 23
I feel you OP. I'm a fast eater, can't slow down even if I try to. It gets annoying sometimes.
kcor1176 0
Yeah but being a pig isn't cool
eeddeenndao 1
nice commet the dad had
paaronoid 4
After your boyfriend's dad told you to "Slow the hell down." you should've stood up, grabbed him and swallowed him whole in front of his family. I mean, you already made yourself look like a fatass so you really have nothing left to lose, ya know?
lacespace 8
Your picture baffles the hell out of me. It's creepy, cute, scary, slightly satanic, sketchy as ****, and intimidating all at the same time.
KiddNYC1O 22
What was dinner?
brokenly 5
Its one thing to be appreciative, but another to look as if you hadn't eaten in days. Manners. Learn them.
kirby1964 20
I had dinner with a couple once. I swear the waiter had just put my food down and they where ready for dessert. It was very weird to sit there eating when they finished so fast.
smorg89 3
It's not attractive to wear the girly necklace.
VoodooPriestess 16
They were fricking rude. I'm always self conscious by how fast Ieat, but none of my friends ever put it like that.