Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML
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Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I was out to dinner with my boyfriend and his parents. It was my first time meeting them, so I was a bit nervous. As we were talking, I accidentally let out a loud burp. His parents looked at me in shock, and my boyfriend just laughed and said, "Well, she's certainly comfortable around you two." FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I invited a friend over for dinner and spent hours preparing a fancy meal. When I opened the door, he walked in with his new girlfriend, his mom, his sister, and his dog. I barely had enough food for one, let alone five. I ended up serving my fancy meal on paper plates. FML
Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me home to have dinner with his parents. I couldn’t eat a single bite after watching his mom let her three dogs taste all the food off her hands, while she also licked her own fingers while cooking. Later on, he dumped me for being rude and “too high maintenance." FML
Today, my parents finally invited my boyfriend over for dinner. Everything was going great until my mother asked him his profession. He stuffed his mouth full of lasagna, snorted, and then responded, "I clean shit for a living." FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet my parents. They prepared dinner for us - mushroom pasta. I have always hated mushrooms, so I spent the entire dinner trying not to gag. Unfortunately, I did gag and my mom got up and smacked me so hard I fell out of my chair. FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
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IscoreOnU 19
Just say it was sooo good and compliment her cooking. Win at least one of them. Lol
gc327072 31
Hey, at least you aren't one of those food-phobic girls. My bro dated one, she was insane!
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Comments (149)
NeDaroft 5
I eat really fast too for some reason, whether the food is good or not.
anythingmustbe 18
Here's to eating your heart out
berryblizzard 11
Just comment on it next time.
olpally 33
Love the username op... Lol... Easy there miss piggy... Lol...
challan 19
C'mon Kermit, if it was pizza you'd eat like that too.
olpally 33
Lol, true that! Ha! :D
ICastillo 25
What's green and smells like bacon?!? Give up......It's Kermit's fingers.
Axipiter 24
Wait... Why would Kermit eat bacon?
ICastillo 25
#77 No dude it's cause miss piggy is his girlfriend........get it "his fingers smell like bacon".
Welshite 40
At least you tried? Don't worry, I'm sure they understand; meeting the parents is always stressful.
zombiekitten87 12
Well yeah, you don't want to look like a pig either... His dad was pretty rude about it, though...
amandajlucas2015 2
I think the dad was just joking in a serious kind of way.. They probably wanted to talk to her and wanted her to stop stuffing her face so they didn't have to see her talk with food in her mouth
zombiekitten87 12
If he muttered it I doubt he was joking.
poetrywriter12 6
At least you weren't sick...
hunteer9 5
It could be worse, I had a girl over for dinner once, and I think my mom tried to poison her.
BossPathfinderGM 14
You know, it's entirely possible to finish your entire meal without shoveling it in so fast it can be construed as poor manners.
PinkRainbow 3
Exactly! Eating like you were raised in a barn is awful manners. When making first impressions, act like a lady at all times. End of story. YDI
mosquito19 14
who cares, I love a girl who can eat. your boyfriends family is a bunch of pretentious douche bag
paaronoid 4
Are you a chubby chaser?
agonydrum 7
Do you really need to ask?