Today, I spent my day creating a new type of laugh, and performing it in my head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally nothing better to do all day. FML
Today, out of pure exhaustion, I laughed way too hard at something my coworker said. I got the giggles, and I couldn't stop. When everyone stopped talking, I realized I was the only one still laughing, sounding unhinged. I need a vacation. FML
Today, I laughed at a joke and it literally took me a minute to realize that it was me they were making fun of. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to sing at an open mic night. I lost my cool halfway through because all I could hear was laughter. FML
Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML
Today, my brain seemingly went on vacation and I forgot the lyrics to a song I was performing in front of a live audience, so I ended up ad-libbing a bunch of garbage. FML
Today, I made my friends and family laugh by trying to put on costume glasses with a giant super-sized nose attached to them. They laughed hysterically. Not because of the gigantic nose, but because my real nose was radically bigger and the fake one wouldn't fit over it. FML
Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML
Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML
Today, I laughed at a joke in a group chat. No one else reacted. After five minutes, I realized I’d replied to a message from last week. I had to also pretend I hadn't noticed and sat in silence. FML
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swimmerstud 7
You have no life, good sir.
drealmorales 2
This is a laughable situation
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Comments (64)
DocBastard 40
As long as you were perfecting an evil laugh, I see no problem here.
drdingus 27
The day was not wasted! xD
perdix 31
To perfect it, you're going to have to do it out loud. Record it and then listen or watch the recording to see if it comes out like you intend. Next, you're going to have to establish when you are going to unleash this killer laugh. Is it going to replace your giggle, your chuckle, your snicker, your guffaw or your belly laugh? Hire a focus group to guide your decision.
4Legend 0
I seriously just spent a good 5 minutes reading through all the comments looking for your comment...
katieismyname 2
Maybe if it was an evil laugh for Halloween.. But a new laugh?? I don't honk that's possible YDI all the way
niznor99 6
Katie is honking. She's got her honking face on.
Jakesterk96 8
She has her honking cap on.
niznor99 6
NkShe really does. Maybe we should do some honking every once in a while.
epic13 12
At least you won't have a bad laugh anymore.
livefreelylee 0
haha this is too funny.
Pelreskovich 11
Has everyone been complaining about your cackling lately? :(
Carmelo77 2
Lmao I do the same thing!
nikijcchz 10
You've lost it!
OfficeNinja 5
That's more than I did at work today :)