Today, I spent my day creating a new type of laugh, and performing it in my head. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally nothing better to do all day. FML
Today, out of pure exhaustion, I laughed way too hard at something my coworker said. I got the giggles, and I couldn't stop. When everyone stopped talking, I realized I was the only one still laughing, sounding unhinged. I need a vacation. FML
Today, I laughed at a joke and it literally took me a minute to realize that it was me they were making fun of. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to sing at an open mic night. I lost my cool halfway through because all I could hear was laughter. FML
Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML
Today, my brain seemingly went on vacation and I forgot the lyrics to a song I was performing in front of a live audience, so I ended up ad-libbing a bunch of garbage. FML
Today, I made my friends and family laugh by trying to put on costume glasses with a giant super-sized nose attached to them. They laughed hysterically. Not because of the gigantic nose, but because my real nose was radically bigger and the fake one wouldn't fit over it. FML
Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML
Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML
Today, I laughed at a joke in a group chat. No one else reacted. After five minutes, I realized I’d replied to a message from last week. I had to also pretend I hadn't noticed and sat in silence. FML
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Top comments
swimmerstud 7
You have no life, good sir.
drealmorales 2
This is a laughable situation
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Comments (64)
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
You know your bored when....
Epikouros 32
MUWWAHAHA!
Kog_Hiro 17
Did your old one involve a snort at one point? Trade it in for a new shiny laugh.
iloveweed69 7
Oh I do that all the time.
heybib 5
I love weed too.
iloveweed69 7
I love you
Ins0mau 20
I love 69s
iloveweed69 7
I love 69s too
heybib 5
And I love you too
immaMonsta 8
Huh. Well you get a free ticket to the crazy house. Congrats on your win!
neverdrinkSODA 12
now you need to practice out loud. thinking it and actually performing it are very different
jolly_good18 0
Bahahaha!!!
Voldy_fml 16
You seem to be and interesting person, OP(:
instnt1nfction 17
I also perform such various acts Yuk yuk yuk
kimmi41509 10
Sounds like you need something better to do with your free time.
skyttlz 32
Hey there's worse things she could have been doing