Today, I spent my day creating a new type of laugh, and performing it in my head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally nothing better to do all day. FML
Today, out of pure exhaustion, I laughed way too hard at something my coworker said. I got the giggles, and I couldn't stop. When everyone stopped talking, I realized I was the only one still laughing, sounding unhinged. I need a vacation. FML
Today, I laughed at a joke and it literally took me a minute to realize that it was me they were making fun of. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to sing at an open mic night. I lost my cool halfway through because all I could hear was laughter. FML
Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML
Today, my brain seemingly went on vacation and I forgot the lyrics to a song I was performing in front of a live audience, so I ended up ad-libbing a bunch of garbage. FML
Today, I made my friends and family laugh by trying to put on costume glasses with a giant super-sized nose attached to them. They laughed hysterically. Not because of the gigantic nose, but because my real nose was radically bigger and the fake one wouldn't fit over it. FML
Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML
Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML
Today, I laughed at a joke in a group chat. No one else reacted. After five minutes, I realized I’d replied to a message from last week. I had to also pretend I hadn't noticed and sat in silence. FML
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swimmerstud 7
You have no life, good sir.
drealmorales 2
This is a laughable situation
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Comments (64)
shellzy 20
There are times when I wish FML had a "who cares, what are you complaining about?" button. This is one of those times.
XtraEzeee 8
Lol. How'd that sound?
farkas420 0
You do know now everyone's is going to try that in their heads after reading it. Congrats u have got in my head
MilkMaid75 2
Haha I totally did try it. Best post ever!!!
MissRoxiie 12
As long as you don't laugh in your head when someone tells you a joke.
hateevryone 15
you have nothing else to do.
nabila21 0
I spent my day reading FMLs and watching pointless youtube videos while drawing. You did better than me.
k327684 0
Omg xD lmfao, I spent my day playing legend of Zelda and pokemon!!
nabila21 0
-81 wish I could play pokemon but my nephew wont let me use his ds and i have a PSP
DayDreamss 0
been there!
SeemsToFail 0
I had to make a new laugh too, cuz mine was getting annoying but now im annoyed by new one to so have good luck with that
ellepants 2
hey, you're being a lot more productive than me! you're bettering yourself, for yourself. go OP!!!
zebrapattern 6
upvote