Today, I was staying at a seedy apartment. A group of drunken idiots next door decided it would be fun to run into the wall simultaneously. They broke through the rotted wall and ran me over. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a drunk driver crashed in through my living room wall. Not only that, but he managed to completely miss the first two houses on the block, which should have been a barrier before mine. FML
Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML
Today, I walked into a wall. I've lived in this house for nearly thirteen years, but I walked straight into it. FML
Today, after months of telling my landlord about the weak floorboards in my living room, I fell through them as I was trying to repair them myself. FML
Today, I came home from work when I heard people in my apartment. My apartment was supposed to be empty, so I entered ready to fight some thieves. I rushed in and hit the closest person to me before the lights switched on. It was a surprise party. I broke my girlfriend's cheek-bone. FML
Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML
Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML
Today, someone tried to break into my dorm room while I was in class. Ramming the metal door with their shoulder just dented it, so they pissed on my welcome mat and left. FML
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
Today, I woke up in hospital after a night of heavy drinking. My friends told me I was beat up by the doorman. After going to the club to watch the security footage, it was revealed I actually fell on my face trying to fight, and caused more damage to myself. FML
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Top comments
Ugi 27
Well, at least you have a larger apartment now!
DocBastard 40
I'm not sure how it works in China where you're from, but where I live that's called a PARTY. After an incident like that, drunken debauchery is mandatory. I don't make the laws, I just follow them.
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Comments (80)
Ugi 27
I wonder if it's the off-topicness that's getting all references to the amazing disappearing FML deleted? Let's try: To avoid having people smash through your walls, always read FMLs about girls who buy cats that eat their room-mate's fish and then watch as those FMLs are mysteriously deleted without trace, along with all comments about them and all comments about comments about comments about them. Stopwatches at the ready....
pcgwm 13
Must suck, but hell it sounds so halarious
FemskyD 26
Ahhaa sounds like people you can have a good night out with!
Cadillac4427 8
I would ask where you are staying but then I see the location....were there no additional places that were better then one that has literally, a rotten wall?
tararochelle 18
At least it wasn't your apartment!
yerawizardlizzy 27
I totally thought it said "speedy" apartment and was going to need someone to explain that to me. That does suck though.
nerovetsrethca 20
Well gg. Stupid idiots.
worldclassrager 41
Management I really hope will repair that or do something to make it better...maybe you get both apartments for the price of one :D
Xotoolyxo 16
Grab some drinks and let loose OP
wvcheesehead 13
Bah... Chinese drywall, gives way every time.