Today, I finally found out that someone had stolen my debit card and maxed it out. The good news? Whoever it was forgot to change the address on the card, so everything they bought online has been shipped to me. The bad news? I've received 16 snuggies so far, and I'm still counting. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a credit card at my job. As store policy goes, we have to cut up lost cards immediately after finding them to protect the cardholders. As I grab the scissors and cut, my manager calls out, "Has anyone seen my credit card?" FML
Today, at work as a cashier, a guy came up with a cart full of stuff and it took me 10 minutes to ring it all up. When I told him his total, he felt his pockets, said, "Oh shit, I forgot my wallet!" and walked off. He left about 15 bags worth of things for me to put back. FML
Today, I got rejected for approximately the tenth credit card I've applied for, so I called a bank to find out why. Apparently I took out a car loan in 2004 and bought a house in 2006. I was 13 in 2004. The credit report does not have any records of this. Thank you identity theft. FML
Today, I'm so strapped for cash that I smuggled toilet paper out of my mother's house. FML
Today, while riding the subway, I fell asleep. I awoke to find that someone had stolen my glasses. From off my face. FML
Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML
Today, it's been two weeks since someone walked into a bank in another province and showing only an RV receipt had 40k wired from my account. I notified them immediately, and was told to call back later. Then I was told it wasn't fraud, it was done in person. I will get the money back but unfortunately that's only the start… FML
Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML
Today, I wanted to use my gift card for a liquor store. I went to pay the cashier, who said he needed to see my license. I gave it to him, along with my gift card. After paying, he asked me if I wanted him to cut it up, since the card was now worthless. I said yes. He cut up the wrong card. FML
Today, my doorbell rang while I was still in bed. I leapt out and immediately got a severe cramp in one leg, then, staggering around trying to throw some clothes on, I scraped the other leg badly enough to draw blood. When I got to the door there was nobody there, just a parcel on the doorstep. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
They're the blanket! With sleeves! Can you send me one? :D
KayleeFrye 39
Go on YouTube, and watch the Snuggie parody..."The What the F*#K Blanket." It will cheer you up!
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tristanfilups 0
This has happened to me before, except not with Snuggies. I checked my email one day to find several emails about products I had supposedly purchased over the past hour with my debit card. I immediately canceled the card before any more purchases were made, but I ended up with about $30 worth of useless crap. They were things like trials for teeth whiteners. I still have no idea why they stole my information just to send crap to my house.
Super_Vegetto 0
It depends on who your banking with, guys and girls. Many (popular) institutions state that if it's not your purchase, it's not your problem. And the best way to be reimbursed for the fraud committed on your behalf, is to contact your financial institution. Unless you're banking with some "hole in the wall" middle of nowhere type of bank. It's kind of hard to choose whether or not you deserved it, because you could have been careless and dropped it or you could have allowed for this to happen by not contacting your bank. Either way, FYD (Frick Your Day)
Super_Vegetto 0
Oh Snap. Didn't notice the comments 34, 36, and 56. And snuggled could be useful. For Bon-Fires. lol, jk. I'd wear one indeed.
microtrd 0
The guys who make snuggies are scam artists. Either fake post or the fraud was committed by them/on their behalf.
ChaosChild 0
That's actually kind of funny, simply because of what you got and the sheer number of them. On a serious note though that sucks that someone stole your money, but if you call up your bank they'll cancel the charges, get your cash back, cancel the card so the guy who took it can't use it, and give you a new one. They may ask you to return the snuggies but maybe if you're lucky you'll get to keep them, I've always wanted one just because of how silly they look, my friend and I constantly joke that if you had one you could be a warlock.
Luckster 0
I fail to see how this is an FML, especially if you're able to report fraud and get your money back. I mean, come on! They're Snuggies! They're awesome!
flyboy57 0
having a pair of Snuggies would rock! but yeah, what 16 of them is too much.
allmidnighteyes 11
It's 16 times the fun! You could make a Snuggie fort!
scateice 0
WIN
someguy945 0
Since when does buying something with a debit card get it automatically shipped to the billing address on the card?
mc0carrie 0
will you share them with us?!!!
Man_person 0
so ******* sell them!
flgirlwguitar 2
ROTFL! Even if it was fake/a prank/whatever, it still made me crack up!
YDIBITCHES 0
You failits ROFL you don't abbreviate the " the" n00b
plexico 4
Wait 'til you get the 500 ShamWOWs, or the box of XL dildoes. It's going to be like Christmas, except Santa hates you and you're paying for it all.
Reese899 0
LOL maybe she'll get The Vamp *****