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SnuggieOverload - - United States

Today, I finally found out that someone had stolen my debit card and maxed it out. The good news? Whoever it was forgot to change the address on the card, so everything they bought online has been shipped to me. The bad news? I've received 16 snuggies so far, and I'm still counting. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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mariology - 11/12/2013 12:33 - United States - Newark

Today, I found a credit card at my job. As store policy goes, we have to cut up lost cards immediately after finding them to protect the cardholders. As I grab the scissors and cut, my manager calls out, "Has anyone seen my credit card?" FML

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People of Walmart

drano - - United States

Today, at work as a cashier, a guy came up with a cart full of stuff and it took me 10 minutes to ring it all up. When I told him his total, he felt his pockets, said, "Oh shit, I forgot my wallet!" and walked off. He left about 15 bags worth of things for me to put back. FML

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The long game

Lost - - United States

Today, I got rejected for approximately the tenth credit card I've applied for, so I called a bank to find out why. Apparently I took out a car loan in 2004 and bought a house in 2006. I was 13 in 2004. The credit report does not have any records of this. Thank you identity theft. FML

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Hard times

psychopumpkin - - United Kingdom - Boston

Today, I'm so strapped for cash that I smuggled toilet paper out of my mother's house. FML

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Anonymous - 24/11/2013 23:19 - Canada - Surrey

Today, while riding the subway, I fell asleep. I awoke to find that someone had stolen my glasses. From off my face. FML

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Creeped out

emoney - - United States

Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML

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High security

Middle Age Divorced Dad - 22/01/2024 23:40 - Canada - Stittsville

Today, it's been two weeks since someone walked into a bank in another province and showing only an RV receipt had 40k wired from my account. I notified them immediately, and was told to call back later. Then I was told it wasn't fraud, it was done in person. I will get the money back but unfortunately that's only the start… FML

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fatmom - - United Kingdom - Royal Tunbridge Wells

Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML

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The argument for fake IDs

bryans_fresh - - United States

Today, I wanted to use my gift card for a liquor store. I went to pay the cashier, who said he needed to see my license. I gave it to him, along with my gift card. After paying, he asked me if I wanted him to cut it up, since the card was now worthless. I said yes. He cut up the wrong card. FML

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Not a morning person at the best of times

shouldhavestayedinbed - - United Kingdom

Today, my doorbell rang while I was still in bed. I leapt out and immediately got a severe cramp in one leg, then, staggering around trying to throw some clothes on, I scraped the other leg badly enough to draw blood. When I got to the door there was nobody there, just a parcel on the doorstep. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 29 September 2009 1:16

They're the blanket! With sleeves! Can you send me one? :D

KayleeFrye 39

Tuesday 29 September 2009 1:17

Go on YouTube, and watch the Snuggie parody..."The What the F*#K Blanket." It will cheer you up!

mdh6173 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 4:13

I call BS...but if it did happen you are only liable for 50 dollars worth of theft. That's what the FDIC is for...

epicwinmaster 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 4:13

now you can have the ultimate snuggie cult. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA just get 16 kid ones and 16 pet ones and your army will be complete.

oopsie_daisy8446 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 4:20

how is 16 snuggies bad news ?

DrunkenValor 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 4:21

Bad mercy?

valuemeal2 1

Tuesday 29 September 2009 4:36

1) Why didn't you call your bank and have them cancel your card after you noticed it was gone/you'd received the first snuggie? 2) Why don't you just return the other ones?