Today, my boss and I had to come up with a code to call if a person acts inappropriately towards me because I "attract too many weirdos." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML
Today, a random customer at work admonished my coworker for being on her phone. During our lunch break. As he walked away, my coworker muttered, "What the fuck is his problem?" I nodded in agreement. He heard her and saw me nodding. As did our boss. Time to get written up. FML
Today, after telling my boss that trailing a hand up someone's leg and leering at them constantly is counted as sexual harassment, I got called an "unappreciative little whiny bitch." FML
Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML
Today, I gave my boss a nickname. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately, "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML
Today, I got in trouble with my boss for doing what she wanted me to do. I guess she didn't think I would do it, so she did it herself. FML
Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me, telling me that I can't answer the phone anymore. Not because I do a bad job, but because a co-worker whined about it being her job. People call her and complain about how rude she is and then ask to talk to me. FML
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Top comments
dr_snow_bear 29
At least your boss cares about you. Be glad.
Racky_fml 14
At least you can say you're attracting customers, even if they are weird.
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Comments (56)
freckleface221 19
I can relate. I only wish my boss would help keep me away from every freak that starts hitting on me.
chanellgymnast 17
Excellent customer service!
andyyroxx 20
Now give me a photograph of your biliary glands.
karlcolt45 19
I had an old guy creep on a co worker once. I asked if he was her grandad..he said that he was hoping she'd call him daddy hahah sooo scary
calivianya 29
It is, especially when employers aren't as nice as OP's and always insist the customer is always right, no matter how creepy...
node_fml 5
Stripping is a tough job. Keep it classy
lulubelles 33
She has a queue? She should really hurry up then!
theSPSstudios 7
Well, your employed at least.
pussystank 18
THANK GOD....FOR ONCE THERE IS AN FML THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE A BOSS WHO IS A DICK.
Zomg_Okay 27
I CAN'T HEAR YOU. COULD YOU SPEAK A LITTLE LOUDER?
pussystank 18
NO....I WASN'T SPEAKING I WAS TYPING A COMMENT.
journeytotheend 16
I LOVE LAMP
pussystank 18
YEAH IT TASTES GOOD DOESN'T IT?
whY402Jay 12
Take that as a very unusual compliment.
Enslaved 38
Code-- Operation: Radio Head? "But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doin' here? I don't belong here"
EpicSquishii 21
I can't complain about attracting weirdos. I'm a weirdo myself and definitely enjoy similar company. I DON'T like creepy weirdos that mouth-breathe and stare lingeringly though, so I can appreciate the necessity.