Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Lumpy
Today, my wooden floor gave me a splinter on the bottom of my foot. I don't have the flexibility nor the eyesight to find it. FML
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brmsnipes 8
Hopefully, it'll pop out on its own. Sorry about that.
JMor52 7
I'd be calling my mom lol
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carrotcart 15
well, at least it wasn't a lego right? shudders or a lego splinter. yikes
mosquito19 14
that means you are too fat.
myra786 9
aww. hope it comes out soon!!
Daveyboy75 11
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ohSNAPyall 27
Get a pedicure.
AFaye3964 17
you should always wear socks.
Frostillicus123 10
try tape... duct tape, tuck tape, ourr polysporin
13artman 4
Hahahahaha FAT MAN PROBLEMS!!!
boo_stone 6
I be like, "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!! I HAVE A SPLINTER HELP MEEEE!!!!"
Debbiek 5
lose wieght bro