Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Lumpy
Today, my wooden floor gave me a splinter on the bottom of my foot. I don't have the flexibility nor the eyesight to find it. FML
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brmsnipes 8
Hopefully, it'll pop out on its own. Sorry about that.
JMor52 7
I'd be calling my mom lol
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Matt29_fml 10
Wear slippers if the floors are that bad, OP.
alaen23 23
Somedays are great, some days wood just wants to stick its dick in you. No pun intended.
graceinsheepwear 34
That's good, because none was made.
monkeylover24 6
Maybe you can make somebody take it out
gavinb97 5
Hahaha
grtfuldeadlovr 27
It'll come out on its own. In the meantime if say it's time for some yoga and that will help with the flexibility issue
kinky44 28
Soak your foot in hot water, put tape over it, and then saw off your foot below the ankle.
bryanjamieluke 17
There's a sliver of doubt that you wood get it out, OP.
xoteeshaox 22
they might not be able to bring their foot to their knee. and as for leaning straight down to the floor where your foot is, i can barely do that as a skinny 18 year old, so if OP happens to be normal weight or bigger, that could be a challenge.
blackonblight 33
You lack the flexibility to bring your foot onto your knee? That's the FML here, not the splinter.
neuronerd 29
Are you really old, disabled, or overweight? I've never known a healthy person who couldn't reach their foot.