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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff San Francisco, United States

Lumpy

Today, my wooden floor gave me a splinter on the bottom of my foot. I don't have the flexibility nor the eyesight to find it. FML

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Thanksgiving

Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.

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Hopefully, it'll pop out on its own. Sorry about that.

I'd be calling my mom lol

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avila_boy22 12

Well OP, I guess now is the time to make sure it doesn't happen again