Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Lumpy
Today, my wooden floor gave me a splinter on the bottom of my foot. I don't have the flexibility nor the eyesight to find it. FML
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brmsnipes 8
Hopefully, it'll pop out on its own. Sorry about that.
JMor52 7
I'd be calling my mom lol
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_Minato 8
Ask a friend to help out! Though I'm sorry it happened in the first place.
False_Stupidity 42
Could be worse. Could've stepped on a Lego.
killthedead 13
Or a splintering Lego!
RageWolf16 31
Soak in a bath to soften the skin and then put duct tape over the area and rip it off
HDolmayan 9
Hopefully it'll come out by itself, but it'll still be painful until then. Fyl
buckdharma 38
You can do this. I have faith in you, op. Pretend like your foot is a delicious meal, and the splinter is the best part.
pratikp03 22
Take this opportunity to get in shape
fmlrulesBolt 14
Have someone help you
wreckit 2
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ArgentumAurum 24
Use your nerves to find it, it's got to hurt somewhat. Or try yoga. Idk good luck.
uselessfag 18
If you can see enough post it to FML, I'm sure you can see enough to take out the ******* splinter.