Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at dinner, which would’ve been nice if we hadn’t been dating for only two months, and dinner was at Subway. FML
Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, I was asked out by a friend of mine. He's a doctor and works at a prestigious hospital, so thinking we would eat somewhere special, I got all dressed up. We ended up eating at his hospital's cafeteria, because he gets a small employee discount. FML
Today, in break from tradition, I proposed to my boyfriend. We were at a Japanese Pagoda. Water was trickling everywhere; the moment was perfect. While I was on my knee, after pouring my heart out, he looked wistfully out over the water and said, "So, I was thinking pizza tonight." FML
Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was taking me out to eat to his favorite restaurant. He said I could order whatever I wanted and he'd pay for it. He took me to Red Lobster, knowing full well that I'm allergic to seafood. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML
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Top comments
C94_ 0
He didn't lie
treschanna510 8
Maybe he will take you to Wendys when your relationship reaches "the next level". XD
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Comments (125)
livibobs98 7
subway is amazing it's better that japanese
Pentium_4 27
at least you have a date....and if you like eachother i'm sure he'll take you to nicer places as time goes on
beachyballerina 12
your so nice !
KeyboardWarrior 10
What about it? The Grammar Police Force has been on the move a lot lately. Must be trying to reach their quota.
Country29 16
Exactly! Not everyone has dates... Not to eat myself out or anything haha.
DomDomxoxo 16
You don't have a date to eat you out? I'm sorry...
br0ccoli 15
49- haha! Quota. 13-is that how it works? Nicer places as time goes on? I thought it was "I'll make reservations" and then after a couple times, "I want a cheeseburger and fries, I'll drive around"
micahsmommy 13
Aww if you lived closer I'd set you up on a date with a friend of mine Pentium. You seem like a nice guy. Spring break in Florida?
Pentium_4 27
92 - i wish! i've always wanted to go to Florida. i live in Washington state where the sun never shines!
maosquare 18
Well, I have dates too. I also have raisins, if you are interested.
linkinpark98 24
Hey, gotta give him some credit. He wasn't lying to you! :D
iloveweed69 7
I love subway
KeyboardWarrior 10
You also love weed... If you HAVE to smoke, you should just be more cost effective and smoke lettuce! You know with the economy and all...
dancinwookie 21
You shouldn't have said that, now some jackass is gonna go try and smoke some lettuce.
iloveweed69 7
Meow
Trisha_aus 15
5 dolla footlong!
DracoSpirita 21
Your comments always bring a smile to my face. ^^
tit4tat22 3
He just wanted to treat you to a foot-long! ;)
thelastavailable 13
Haha touché xD
roseXthorns 8
Did you stick around for his foot-long?
Theend2008 0
Maybe he took her there to make up for the foot long he dont have ;P
colts1881 4
At least he's an honest man
8on8on 2
Trololololo